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Fanmail the Fifth - Day 66

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]

sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone

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[This package has a cute little C plushie and a cute little B plushie. C comes with little tiny horrible furbies, a tiny pool noodle, and a...very tiny knife that is a good replica of the one he used in Dangerbear. If you look under the scarf the staples are there. The B comes with a tiny cat plush and tiny fake spray can.]

[Someone has drawn the unit all wearing reindeer costumes, save for Aries who is dressed as Santa.]

[Someone has sent pictures of an octopus shrine. There's so many tentacles. So many.]

[Someone has sent Aries a voodoo doll of the good doctor]

You deserve better than the disgusting children you call friends. Your life would be better if you cut them from your life or even better yet, took matters into your own hands to teach those frail and useless weakling leeches a lesson. The amount of time you throw away to befriend these creatures is a detriment to your otherwise healthy lifestyle and I hope you reconsider your mistakes before it's too late for you. Likewise, please lead your idiot brother to make better choices as well.

Wishing you well despite the poor choices you've made. Please do not let me down.

[Someone sent a Grumpy Cat plush dressed as Whiskers. And. Covered in dried blood which may be a little worrying maybe.]

come out and play more :(

how am i suppose to write fic this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey pupper can you be a cute doggo for me and do a cute vid where u let someone leash u and take u for a walkie

plz fuck the team dog i got dreams to live ok thanks ♥

[ It's a box addressed to Senpai, from "the Breaker of Cages." Upon opening it, he'll find a human leg, the right, whole from hip joint to ankle. There's chunks that have been eaten out of it.

There's a note inside as well: it says "Don't share with Whisky." ]

SILVER!!!

What are you DOING? Your fans are very upset! Who gave the okay to change from such a cute little fox into a creepy crawly?! No one wants to root for that! You probably don't even root for yourself now! Is this some weird form of self punishment??? You'd better find a way to change back, otherwise we're all going to start rooting for your brother! Maybe he was the better twin all along!

Kit-Kats

When are you and Whisky gonna screw? Or you and Matcha? Hell, what about you and John??? Is end game screwing your whole team? Please let us know in a vid, I've got a bet going with some friends and really want to cash in.

Listen to Silver and Haruto! The short hair is soooooooooo cute! Also congrats on getting your arm back, even if all you're doing with it is sitting on your hands and playing nice!

[He receives a doujin where he and Gold are both Fox spirits that play pranks on shrine maidens B and C, but it's otherwise cute and harmless.]

Wowee~ Moving into the library was a totally cold move! Thanks for punishing Wild City though! They're like, my least favorite team! I hated you too, but a move like that saved you a little! Keep up the good work and I may actually root for you!

[It's a box of 'Whisky Business' condoms for everyone. They have Whisky's soulless eyes staring at you from the front of every wrapper. The tagline of the box reads 'Don't take a risky, count on a Whisky']

Hey Silver!!!

Now that your brother is seeing someone are you worried at all? Like, he's probably not gonna have much time for you now! You can try and get C to play all you want, but you could snap that twig in half! You should probably make friends with sturdier people who have more in common with you! And. You know. Stop hanging out with kiddy looking twigs and old men. Seriously, it's like you have no middle ground! It's either kids or older men!

My friends like to ship you with Mori and I guess it could work? But to be honest, I don't think he's that into you. At least not as a person! And don't get me wrong, you're my fave, but please get more hobbies! Make new friends, learn new things, maybe find someone who is actually interested in you! I'm pretty sure B and C just hang out with you as part of the package deal. Wild City is probably just using you. And Mori...I don't know what his deal is. Maybe he's just trying to get invited to jail sleepovers?

I'm not saying this to be rude! We're all rooting for you and want you to be happy! So please please please make some new friends and find someone who likes you first, instead of as some weird after thought!

Ps There's a lot of weird divisions among the fans over the new animal thing. Crazy right?

Pss You should buy clothes from the other units! You would look so cute in other styles!

[ written on the back of a full-colored finished piece of fanart ~~not pictured~~, though some artistic liberties have been taken in the depiction ]

Did it resolve peacefully?

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Fanmail the Fifth - Day 66

WILD CITY

To Silver

To WILD CITY

To ████

To Aries

To Silver

To Whiskers

To John Doe

To AWOOOOOOOOOOO

To President

To John Doe

To Silver

To ████

To Aries

To Silver

John Doe

To WILD CITY

To Silver

To Aries