Fanmail the Fifth - Day 66

[idolpro]

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]


sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone

Comments

☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

To ☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[Someone has drawn the unit as a nativity scene. Req gets to be baby Jesus! Aw!!]

To Little☆Red

[idolpro]

[Little Red receives a crude, childish drawing of herself holding Angel's hand

so many hearts drawn on the page]

To Man Eater

[idolpro]

plz hit that u know what i mean my dude my buddy my pal my broseph

go take a few rides on that amusement park

To Aradia

[idolpro]

You're so pretty. Like a perfect dollie.

Who do you think is a cute dollie? I'd like to know. So my dollie can have her own dollies.

To [REDACTED]

[idolpro]

stab more plz im bored PLZ STAB IM BORED PLZ STAB SO BORED

To V4MP☆0V3RL0RD

[idolpro]

☆☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆ ☆☆ ☆☆☆☆ ☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆!!!!

☆☆
☆☆☆☆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☆☆☆ ☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆ ☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆!!!!

To ☆Phara☼h☆

[idolpro]

I DIDNT DRAW ALL THAT HAREM DOUJIN FOR YOU TO NOT BE FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW YOU BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLE GET ON IT I AM WAITING I NEED YOU ON A ROOFTOP POUNDING SOME BEAUTIFUL TROPHY BEFITTING YOUR DIVINE COCK DONT LEAVE ME HERE LIMP DICKED YOU FUCKER

To Erlk☆nig

[idolpro]

You funnyass bitch I am LOVING it. Keep that shit up I'm a fan.

To Verdant

[idolpro]

Good to see some more eyecandy on the best dressed team in Imeeji. That said, don't be afraid to take it all off at some point.

To Erlk☆nig

[idolpro]

what a loser. not even cute or hot

To ☆Phara☼h☆

[idolpro]

[ It's a QR code. Scanning it with your phone makes a music video play. It's this song set to a lot of zoomed in and doctored footage and really embarrassing fanart involving Pharaoh and E. At one point in the video, there are 3D Vocaloid style models of Pharaoh and E that dance and E's model motorboats Pharaoh. ]

To [REDACTED]

[idolpro]

Damn I really fucked up that note last time.

ANYWAY I MEANT YOU SHOULD GO KISS SUNRISE!!! SHE TOTALLY LIKES YOU AND SHE'S REALLY CUTE! Seriously you cannot do better than her man. Go get it!!

To Man Eater

[idolpro]

Man your performance in this last game was totally lame. What the hell happened? How could you let that scrawny little wimp on avante? Actually like. This is something that's been bothering me for a while.

It seems like lately your unit's quality is really going downhill. You all used to be scary, between you and Little☆Red. Even God was kind of scary in that psycho kind of way. But then Aradia and that whimpy Vampire chick and the self-obsessed so-called god showed up.... Yawnsville!!! I thought things were going to get back on track after D☆☆dl☆m☆n showed up but it seems like he's all talk and no action these days too.

I guess I'm just going to have to be a Wild City fan now since they're the only ones hardcore enough to murder on screen like they mean it.

To ☆Phara☼h☆

[idolpro]

[ It's a box addressed to Pharaoh, from "The Breaker of Cages." Inside of it is a partially eaten human foot. The right one, to be precise. ]

To V4MP☆0V3RL0RD

[idolpro]

[ It's a box addressed to Requiem, from "the Breaker of Cages." Upon opening it, she'll find a pile of ashes and a letter.

Requiem,

Pardon me my dear. I attempted to send you a vampire that you might eat, only as it turns out--whenever exposed to sun or fire, you lot simply combust into all this dust! A shame, isn't it? Oh, well. Next time perhaps I'll be successful in killing one of your kind in the basement and pickling them properly. Until then, toodleloo!

-the Breaker of Cages ]

To [REDACTED]

[idolpro]

Callin' it now, you're gonna end up being the softest cutest one on the unit, and the one that will be traumatized the most.

Pleeeease let me be right. What do you think?

To V4MP☆0V3RL0RD

[idolpro]

Dearest Requiem,

Please value those around you. I think you do, but just don't forget. I feel like you bring a sense of energy to your unit that I haven't seen before . . . like I feel like ☆ZRAEL has just gotten better and better. Like it hasn't changed, but I feel like I know them better!

You guys are great! I hope you continue to have a good time! I mean if it involves stabbing, ehhhhh, it's hardly a big deal anyway. I wouldn't worry much about it.

Also don't worry about not pronouncing ☆! It's not easy! Doesn't make you any less of a vampire, promise!

-Love, a fan

To Man Eater

[idolpro]

To Aradia

[idolpro]

please wear sheer stockings without shoes and then give them to me afterwards

To ☆Phara☼h☆

[idolpro]

[ A fanbook of Maki, King, and Intensity's wedding night. However, when Blue Eyes swoops down to retrieve King to the wedding bed, she grabs Pharaoh instead. No one seems to notice the difference through many pages of filthy porn until King appears, indignantly calling out the mistake. The response is a general shrug and the threesome continues. King is left alone to cry in the rain. ]

To Verdant

[idolpro]

holy shit

what the FUCK are you doing here my dude

hahaha oh my god you are in so for os much shit you know the shark dude runs around wrapped in intestines and shit? holy fuck

"dignity" lmao they put you on the wrong fucking unit for that, sorry you missed the taisho train my guy

btw bang ⭐shley it'd be hilarious ok thanks in advance