idolpro | ROUND 4

Awww shucks.

[awkwardly pulls his phone out over Mori's shoulder

hm]

I wonder if I get a pass on a technicality. . .

[. . . pffffft]

You don't fight, do you, C?

[with a completely straight face]

I'm a pacifist.

[yeah okay]

[IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]

[SHRINKS HIM]

[but he's still just as strong as normal so if he punches him in the leg or something it'll still hurt]

[oh my god]

-- HEY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!

[he is not punching C in the leg]

[but that's because he's kicking him in the shin instead

[OW JEEZUS hopping backwards]

You tried to punch me in the face, you ass!

You've been punched before!

[flinging himself at C's legs, trying to cling to them or use his momentum to knock him over or. something]

And it fucking hurts--gah!

[HE ABSOLUTELY CAN!!! goes down!!

SETS OFF A SMOKEBOMB JUST CUZ HE CAN]

[AUGH WHY!!!]

[activates buddy bond. congrats C you can now feel Mars's irritation and AUGH GROSS WHY IS THERE SMOKE]

[he's still clinging to C's legs, too]

[THE FUCK IS THIS

meanwhile i hope Mars was ready for a literal flood of FEAR, LIES, DISTRUST, AND MORE LIES AND JUST AS MUST FRUSTRATION]

maybe a tinge of content because Mori was here BUT HE'S OFF FIGHTING NOW SO]

--Hey Marsy boy, I predict a sneezing fit coming on!

[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY HELPED BY ALL THE SMOKE]

[JESUS THOSE ARE SOME STRONG FEELINGS

[. . . . . . but it's not like. Mars doesn't understand where they come from]

[the briefest flash of empathy]

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[replaced by surprised irritation]

Wait, what? What are you talking abo

[immediately starts sneezing all over C's pant leg, getting gross snot and mucus EVERYWHERE]

[mistakes were half made. TRIES TO KICK HIM OFF DURING HIS FIT will lack of contact get rid of the buddy bond]

[clinging to his leg like a BUR, still sneezing everywhere. but also, trying to climb up C's body to his arm or his wrist or his hand or something]

[buddy bond shuts off while he climbs, it's fine]

UUuuuugh, you're like a bug!

[IS THIS PAYBACK FOR ALL THE CLINGING BEFORE

just takes off his hat and tries swatting at him when he gets to his arm jeezus. also smoke clears up]

[MAYBE]

[he continues crawling even through being swatted at, though there are a few close calls where he almost falls up, all the way until he gets to C's wrist]

[and then]

[like a bug]

[he bites him]

[~~MINUS 15 HP INSTAKILL~~]

[YELPS JEEZUS THAT STILL FEELS LIKE A GROWN PERSON BITE]

STOP

You need to GO

[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY GET FLICKED OFF]

[enjoy the bite mark on your wrist C. . .]

[anyway he finally goes flying thanks to the flick. AT LEAST GROW HIM TO NORMAL SIZED WHEN HE HITS THE GROUND SO HE DOESN'T GO SPLAT]

[GROWS

Self fulfilling prophecies he'll land in like a puddle or some shit tho

SHAKING OUT HIS HAND]

Who does that? Besides me. But who does that?!

[skids against the ground, probably sustaining more cuts and bruises as he does so, but whatever. whatever!! he slowly climbs to his feet, ignoring the ache in his abdomen]

[instead of answering verbally, he just. . . points to his eyes]

[points at C]

[and crooks his finger in a COME AT ME kind of gesture]

. . .

[doesn't even take a step, just looks at Mars, then looks to the piles of scrap]

[SIGHS]

Boooring. What do barbarians like you see in doing this? Well, hell is the lowest of the low, so I shouldn't expect quality entertainment.

But I'm getting sort of tired, cuz I'm real weak and all, aaaand, I wasn't lying. I don't like to fight.

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