[ a genie appears from the lamp in a cloud of fog and snaps its fingers
Hurricane's access to Heroes Never Die is magically disabled right before a scythe appears in the genie's hands and swings for his neck. the genie vanishes once more, and the words "GAME OVER" flash above Hurricane's decapitated body as it crumples to the ground. ]
okay this is my buddy whose horcrux lives under my pillow so okay, just gonna. stick this head back on and we're good, right? so just. doing that??? It's fine???]
He does, he definitely does. It--it should be working, why isn't it working?
[There is only a certain number of times one generally has to attempt to place a head onto a body to see if it will start moving and breathing again, and she tries at least double that before dropping back to her knees, hands trembling]
[ shuffling closer to nem and hurricane's head and just, gently holding his cheeks, focus focus buddy come on stop screaming for half a second please-- ]
He can do the suit thing right?? Hurricane! Listen-- Suit thing! Zombie suit!
[Well he can't stun if she's still touching him, but u know what, Nemisis' suggestion isn't bad. Gonna hit him with Cloud 9, strong as it can go--hopefully that's enough of an endorphin rush to uh... hurt... less? He can't even feel his toes, I'm sure.]
[His toes ARE kinda way over there... At any rate, Nem is also attempting to keep him still even if she can't really keep him quiet, hopefully drugs will help because despite having all parts currently attached to her body this really is supremely unpleasant]
I know it sounds impossible but you gotta relax! We're here, okay? You--you're not alone.
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[Rubbing at the lamp.]
I wish this game was over.
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Hurricane's access to Heroes Never Die is magically disabled right before a scythe appears in the genie's hands and swings for his neck. the genie vanishes once more, and the words "GAME OVER" flash above Hurricane's decapitated body as it crumples to the ground. ]
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[RIP me.]
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H...
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[fuck]
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what-- does she do? what if she dies too, and nem's all alone? What--
a long pause before she speaks, raspy. ]
... should I-- should I try to wish him back?
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N-no--
[wait
okay this is my buddy whose horcrux lives under my pillow so okay, just gonna. stick this head back on and we're good, right? so just. doing that??? It's fine???]
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[It is very much a separate head.]
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theres a long moment before she says, ]
Does he-- does he have the zombie power? ... he's not moving...
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[There is only a certain number of times one generally has to attempt to place a head onto a body to see if it will start moving and breathing again, and she tries at least double that before dropping back to her knees, hands trembling]
...
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gently touches nem's shoulder, uncertain, before standing up and taking a few steps back again. And rubbing the lamp. ]
-- I wish Hurricane was alive again.
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Pink is compelled to revive him ASAP and Hurricane's access to Heroes Never Die is restored ]
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--what the fuck!
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--D-don't just drop him!
[God this is the worst. Just. Tucking his head back over by his body ig, wow genies suck]
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tossing the empty bottle back and kneeling back down by him ]
Hurricane--
[ oh shit. oh fuck. oh shit. what do we even do here, I don't have anything even remotely heal-y, what...
LOOKING BACK OVER AT PINK LIKE "WHAT DO WE DO" ]
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Uh. pats himself down like maybe anything got left on him but uh, nope.]
--W-what, should I stun him??
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Can't you--calm him down or something!? Anything, just--do it!
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[ shuffling closer to nem and hurricane's head and just, gently holding his cheeks, focus focus buddy come on stop screaming for half a second please-- ]
He can do the suit thing right?? Hurricane! Listen-- Suit thing! Zombie suit!
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I know it sounds impossible but you gotta relax! We're here, okay? You--you're not alone.
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[ mostly she just kind of... says it weakly, a little despairing. ]
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