Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2019-01-02 05:41 pm
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puzzlekeeper: (tfw they put the words over your face)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ And thus two dodges:

Agility - 1 6 6 - success.

Agility - 2 3 5 - success.

Truly a scourge upon your life. He rolls out of the way of Blue Eyes's swinging claw, missing that bullet in the process. Then he's dashing forward, trying another swipe at Intensity's gun hand - HE'S TIRED OF BEING FUCKING SHOT! - Strength: 2 5 5. Fail. ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Shock] My fridged dragon girlfriend)

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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[I---

Why?

Why is this fucking happening?

Why can't he ever---
]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([FB] 001)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Roll: 4 4 6 for Blue Eye's Precision 10.

Better fucking dodge that, King, or Blue Eyes who you dashed right past is going to sink her claws into you and take off in the air
]
puzzlekeeper: by filling it with dead people (35)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well-

OKAY! HE'S GETTING PICKED UP THEN!

He can't even yell indignantly!! ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([FiN] Modern Day Magician)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess what time it is now, boys and girls? Time to overload your personal assistant to try and kill a fucking tank!!!

Overload---

Except nah, the name of this attack is:
]

White Lightning!

[Roll: 3 4 5 - damage x 2 for overload. So 10 points of damage if not miraculously evaded]
puzzlekeeper: by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table (he's been terrorizing me since 2004)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly. How he's gonna evade? The shock rips through him just like Intensity wanted, and he can't even scream.

So that's 9 damage - putting him at a stunning -7 HP for the boys and girls counting at home.

Except... that definitely should have killed him. Right? For sure. But... he's still not dead. In fact - he drops out of Henshin form midair, causing his silhouette to shrink considerably. Blue Eyes is probably fumbling him, huh?

He hits the bridge hard not to far from where Intensity is standing, now completely uninjured and restored to 15HP. ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Shock] 002)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE FUCK!?

JESUS FUCKING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?





He's wide open, Your Excellency
]
puzzlekeeper: by filling it with dead people (59)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cool. You sacrificed Blue Eyes, you absolute fuck.

He de-summons the Heart Weapon.

Because he's just dragging himself to his feet and lunging to PUNCH INTENSITY IN THE FACE the old fashioned way. TASTE THE HEART OF THESE FISTS! ]


How dare you!
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] 006)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[And is solidly punched in the face, down to 1 HP and in no mental state to process (or care) about what King is going on about]

Fuck off!

If anyone should be fucking pissed off, it's me!
puzzlekeeper: (41)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ He takes a step back, fists balled at his sides. ]

For what?! You wanted this!
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Card] Dramatic Card Draw)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up!

Shut the fuck up!

[And whatever strength he has left in this noodle body is going to be used to bodily shove King as hard as he can]
puzzlekeeper: (NANI?!?!?!)

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[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's not expecting it.

He gasps as he's bodily shoved off the bridge, eyes suddenly finding the abyss below that he'd been avoiding contemplating— ]
puzzlekeeper: (56)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ —He catches himself with one hand, swinging perilously and suddenly very low on options.

He cranes his head up to watch Intensity.

So...

Is this gonna be it, then? ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([R] Weapon of choice)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[His very unhinged laughter sounds more like wet uneven gasps as he towers over King, eyes bright and pupils blown]

Checkmate, Your Excellency.
Edited 2019-01-03 06:28 (UTC)
puzzlekeeper: is literally hell on earth damn (iconing eye panels)

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[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can feel his grip slipping with every second that passes, and with Intensity right there - there's really no way out of this bind. After all, he doesn't have a dragon.

Looks like Intensity finally gets his fucking win - and King's getting to know the smothering darkness. Again. ]
puzzlekeeper: it sURE AS FUCK ISN'T WINNING ("what's runner up" asks seto kaiba)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's really nothing for it.

He looks at Intensity

And just

s m i l e s a not-okay smile ]



Do you think this is going to solve your problems? Intensity.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([--] 005)

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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]
bluescreenwhitedragon: TRANSCEND GAME ([R] Not okay everyday)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely.

[And he stomps down as hard as he can on King's hand with the heel of his boot]
puzzlekeeper: by filling it with dead people (glow up your jewelry)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-01-03 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ And down he goes.

He doesn't give Intensity the satisfaction of screaming, or looking surprised. He just watches him until he's swallowed by the darkness and gone.





Feel better? ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([R] I hate everything)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2019-01-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
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