BAD END=DEAD END

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[ You stand in the middle of a mad scientist's laboratory. ]

Comments

TURN 1

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[ A cardboard . . . ? robot . . . ? stands in front of you. ]


"Hello. I am BEDE#50001. Please help me become human."

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1. Look inside for "humanity".
   
2. Look outside for "humanity".

Re: TURN 1

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What in the FUCK does that even mean.

TURN 2

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[ You leave the lab and go up the stairs to enter THE HEART ROOM. ]



1. Enter "Soul" Room
2. Enter "Internal Organs" Room
3. Enter "Mind" Room
4. Go upstairs and enter "Brain" Room
5. Go Back Downstairs?
6. Go into the secret room.
7. Drink from the barrel of Cookie Oil.
8. Play the Nontondo Swatch.

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 3

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You enter the SECRET ROOM.



It is a bathroom?

But wait...



RUN.

1. RUN.
2. RUN.
3. RUN.
4. RUN.

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 4

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You run. BEDE#50001 has learned about fear and curiosity.

But there is no item associated with these things. Is that emptiness?

Somehow, you end up upstairs.




This is the BRAIN ROOM.

Standing near the moon is a friendly robot. It is not made of cardboard. It is more human than BEDE#50001?



1. Go to one of the other rooms (choose one)
2. Ask the robot about humanity
3. Become a spaceman
4. Steal the robot's humanity
5. Take the moon
6. Destroy the moon

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 5

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BEDE#50001 asks the friendly robot about humanity.



"Humanity is suffering," it says. "I was abandoned, and I learned to be lonely. And then I learned to hurt. And then I learned to cry. And now I am human. And now I have found my SOUL."

BEDE#50001 nods. That makes sense to it.

1. Go to one of the other rooms (choose one)
2. Ask the robot more about humanity
3. Become a spaceman
4. Steal the robot's humanity
5. Take the moon
6. Destroy the moon

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 6

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The friendly robot laughs.



"Humanity is learning," it says. "When I found my SOUL, I sat down and used my BRAIN to think. And I learned that what I wanted was to be free. I learned that the world was more than I knew. I learned that I could be anything that I wanted. And then I found my MIND."

1. Go to one of the other rooms (choose one)
2. Ask the robot even more about humanity
3. Become a spaceman
4. Steal the robot's humanity
5. Take the moon
6. Destroy the moon

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 7

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The friendly robot laughs.



"Humanity is feeling," it says. "When I found my MIND, I finally understood why I was crying. I finally understood sadness. I finally understood fear. I did not want to be alone, so I gathered all of the items that contained these things, and I took them into myself. I found my HEART. And then a kind man in the woods sold me INTERNAL ORGANS. Now I am human."

BEDE#50001 nods. This all continues to make sense to it.

1. Go to one of the other rooms (choose one)
2. Ask the robot even more about humanity
3. Become a spaceman
4. Steal the robot's humanity
5. Take the moon
6. Destroy the moon

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 8

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You enter the INTERNAL ORGANS room.



There must be internal organs in here somewhere.

1. Egg Arch
2. Egg Dresser
3. Egg Orb
4. Living Egg
5. Circuit Floor
6. Butterfly
7. Cactus Set
8. Gasoline Can

DECISION

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DISCUSSION

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TURN 9

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"Thank you. I have a internal organs and internal organs.

Have I become a human?"

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1. Yes
   
2. No

DECISION

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FINISH

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"Thank you. I am surely human now.

Now that I am human, please tell me. What is a human?"

DECISION

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