BAD END=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[ You stand in the middle of a mad scientist's laboratory. ]

Comments

Re: TURN 1

[modeswings]

Then you are having us arbitrate what a "human" is, correct?

You will accept the answer without question?

Re: TURN 1

[idolpro]

"Yes."

Re: TURN 1

[modeswings]

I see. Thank you, BEDE#50001.

My seniors, if I could have a moment, please.

Re: TURN 1

[gravitydefier]

[and just going to regard her silently.]

Re: TURN 1

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Yeah? You done interrogating that thing?

Re: TURN 1

[modeswings]

The name of our companion is BEDE#50001, Valor.

And, I have. It seems the definition of "human" is entirely up to us.

Re: TURN 1

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Okay? I kinda figured it was, considering it doesn't seem to have a single fucking clue about that itself.

Re: TURN 1

[modeswings]

The nature of the game is to declare BEDE#50001 human the fastest of all the units.

There are no prerequisites for these qualifications except for prerequisites we have given ourselves.

Re: TURN 1

[carrionmywaywardsun]

While I'm a fan of just saying "you're fucking human" and calling it a day, we do also have to fucking define what "being human" means, which, and you might have noticed, none of us seem to have a single fucking clue about.

Re: TURN 1

[modeswings]

Human: Noun. A human being, especially a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.

I would certainly not call this an animal.

Re: TURN 1

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Well, no, it's made of--whatever this shit is. Paper?? It's made of fucking paper.