ROUND 9

[idolpro]

How to Play | Stat Sheet | Combat Mechanics | Power Mechanics

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Comments

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

I don't actually know how this works. . .[if pink is gonna do something he better do it soon!!]

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

I bet we need to rub the lamp and then just make the wish, like... I wish and then follow it up with the wish!

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

[Well he rolled agility 8, so he's climbing C's pant-leg. He was aiming for the lamp itself but--not as fast as he wants, so. JUST GONNA STUN YOU INSTEAD. -1 hp and lose a turn.]

IT FUCKING DOESN'T!

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

[DFJADKFASFJ]

[womp]

Re: FORESIGHT

[calmthefoxdown]

[ jfdksf, catching him. ]

C-!

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

[ ok, uh, this is getting a bit too... intense??? ]

Let's just stop for a minute, alright. We shouldn't be fighting among our- Pink! [ don't fall!!! ]

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

[It's cool he rolled a 24 on agility he's gonna grab the lamp and run up Gold's arm to stand on his head with it, OUT OF REACH OF TINIES]

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

[c-coming back, hair sticking up even more than usual]

Uuugh. . .huh?

Pink, what the hell?!

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

[ he's too damn short to do anything about this, so he's just going to stand there and pout. ]

C, are you alright? [ going to try to fix his hair while he's yelling at pink. ]

Re: FORESIGHT

[calmthefoxdown]

[ I'm still the sensible one. ]

Pink, could you please explain what's up?

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

If ya'd listen ta me for a second, this is like a monkey paw murder genie! Last time someone used one of these they got beheaded! Ya aren't tired of yours popping off yet, huh?!

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

You are really noisy, I predict you need a time out.

[self fulfilling prophecy HAVE A SNEEZING FIT]

You could have just said that from the start! But no duh something like that would come with a catch.

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

[Sneeze sneeze sneeze, drops lamp on Gold's head]

Re: FORESIGHT

[calmthefoxdown]

[ god just. All of this. ]

[ Ya'll need to chill for a literal second. ]

Appel!

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

[ ... o: ]

[ chilling!!! ]

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

[--ooooh]

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

[--I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!]

Re: FORESIGHT

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Holding the lamp, hopefully if this kills anyone it's just him. ]

[ Rubs it?? ]

Genie, I wish you would turn all weapons into volleyballs.

Re: FORESIGHT

[idolpro]

[ the genie comes out of the lamp, wearing gold's face - or rather, looking exactly like gold. even more twinsies than silver! ]

Your wish is my command.

[ and it disappears - as does the lamp. well!

that was something! ]

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

[wait what

pulling out the gun and knife he had and---poof]

[balls]




Gold, what the actual hell.

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

[ he ain't got shit so... just going to watch c's stuff poof into balls. ]

[ LAUGHS. ]

Re: FORESIGHT

[calmthefoxdown]

If people want to kill each other, they're going to have a harder time of doing it this way.

Re: FORESIGHT

[worldlyafflictions]

[Just. lays down flat on Gold's head. he's tired.]

Re: FORESIGHT

[neigh_sayer]

[LORD]

. . .

Welp, you're not wrong. Good job, knight, I couldn't have thought of a better wish myself.

Re: FORESIGHT

[puzzlers]

Good one, Gold.

Maybe we could play!

[ I mean what else are we going to do with two volleyballs?? ]