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POISON: BAD END=DEAD END

[ The room is plain, white walls and white ceiling, except for the steel-panel flooring. There are three metal stands rising out of openings in the floor, each of which carries a glass vial on top. One of them just holds water. Of the remaining two, one contains a dark red, opaque liquid with a creamy consistency; the next is a relaxing blue, with small brightly glittering star-like orbs drifting through it.

Both have fancy but identical cast iron stoppers moulded in the shape of a shark plugging them shut. The only difference is that the red vial's shark is painted white, and the blue vial's shark is painted black. ]

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It means he's an actual fucking bird, that's what it means. Like, an eagle or some shit. A magic fucking eagle who learned how to be human-shaped and got a few other sweet fucking powers in the bargain.

............

[opens his mouth and closes it a couple of times.]

.... Like he's literally a bird.

Literally a fucking bird.

Also, like, two thousand fucking years old or something. Minimum.

[That's a lot]

... I'm going to be honest, I have no idea how to process that.

Now you know why he likes to stand in tall places so much.

I GUESS.

How am I supposed to work with "actually literally just a bird"??? I don't know how to interact with birds????

By this point he must've had a lot of fucking practice at not being a bird, so you can probably just treat him like a normal fucking weirdo.

I guess so!

[Throws up his arms in defeat.]

It's not like I have any better recourse! And what about you? What's your deal?

Who, me? I'm just your garden-variety asshole.

Oh, so you're not literally a horse's ass. That's a relief.

You're just the regular amount of frustrating.

[laughs]

You should see me when I'm actually trying to fuck with people.

I don't want to be the one bothered with it, but I do wanna see.

Keep an eye out and maybe you will one day.

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