idolpro | Drunk Cards - Saturday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 3 hours after game start AKA 8 PM PST / 11 PM EST. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Misery loves company. Keep this card. You can use this card once to make someone drink with you. Draw another card.

My luck seems to be turning, in bed.

The person with the longest profile name must take a drink. If there's a tie, you both drink.

Mine's Misbehave. In bed. [ lolol ]

Athena.

[ And she'll glance at Amity as if to say! There. But she's not answering you. ]

[ look it's not his fault someone ordered him to do this! ]

[ It's fine!! It only counts as answering Amity if it's answering Amity right??? ]

[ ~~I completely misread that tag because I only now went up and got context lmao~~ ]

A nice name, as calling names go. [ He does add "in bed" but like super under his breath because there is a line and this is it. ]

I was told she was a goddess of war.

[ which she sounds satisfied with, if not pleased. ]

But I'm beginning to see why my unitmates said people didn't always go by profile names.

I've very rarely met someone who does. [ keeps muttering "in bed" quietly for the rest of this thread since it's an actual conversation ]

Being named for a goddess of war cuts both ways, doesn't it? You're very evidently not one to take any nonsense [ HE WANTS CREDIT FOR NOT SAYING "IN BED" ALOUD HERE ] but war can be a truly awful, senseless thing.

[ She'll let it pass since otherwise it's flipping him over her shoulder - ]

You're right. [ Said a little more seriously, but she shakes her head. ] But I'd rather take it as a compliment of being a spirited warrior.

[ because that feels right ]

You do seem to be that, from what little I've seen. And with a good sense of fairness at that.

Mine is Angel of Eden... I think Valor's might be longer, though.

Any idea what it means?

I think mine is self explanatory. In bed.

It clearly means I am a very good boy who is an angel that comes from Eden.

[Puffs out his chest! He absolutely has no idea what it means.]

"Good" can certainly cut both ways, in bed especially.

Probably.

[he'll take a drink!]

Edited 2022-09-25 02:32 (UTC)

...I can't fucking say it thanks to [gestures at Athena], but--

[he'll take a drink, because Cool Motive, Still Murder probably is the longest profile name here]

I think we can all guess the general idea. In bed.

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