idolpro | Drunk Cards - Monday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 3 hours after game start AKA 9 PM PST / Midnight EST. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Keep this card. At any point during the game, you may use this card once to make one person to take a drink. Draw another card.

[ He immediately hands this card to Venti with a grin ] My gift to you, in bed.

Pour a drink into your cupped hands. Pick one person at the table to drink it. Whoever refuses to do this must drink.

I suppose it's more polite to ask for volunteers than command anyone. (In bed.)

None can understand me as well as the heart of another musician!

[ DRINKS ]

Did you want the one out of my hands as well? I'm quite clean, I promise. Except in bed. [ look there are things that cannot be disagreed with emphatically enough. ]

[ First flowers endgame, now this. Just learning all sorts of things about you. ]

[ lmao did you think he got to 150 years old without having any fun? ]

[ Truly two kinds of immortals, baby. ]

[ Yeah, the good kind and the boring kind ]

Well, since you're offering . . .

[ He picks up a large glass of whatever Venti's guzzling down and places it next to his cupped hands. They're pretty big hands, all the better to get drunk with! ]

I'm offering whatever you care to have, in bed.