Drunk Cards - Monday session

[idolpro]

RULES

• Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
  
• Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
  
• If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
  
• No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

• Powers are on, player items are available.
  
• Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
  
• No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
  
• Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.
  

HOW TO WIN

• Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 3 hours after game start AKA 9 PM PST / Midnight EST. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
  
• 3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
  
• 3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
  
• You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Comments

Round 1

[cloudretainer]

Re: Round 1

[outofoffice]

Okay, okay, let's get started!

[ DRAWING A CARD WITH FLOURISH ]

"The shortest person must take a drink. If there's a tie, you both drink."

[ Looking around. Pls be shortest. ]

Re: Round 1

[stoneandstave]

[ Almost 6'1" here/185cm so not it! ]

Your chances seem pretty good. In bed. [ Drinks a non-point-gathering drink because why not at this point ]

Re: Round 1

[outofoffice]

True on both counts!

Re: Round 1

[cloudretainer]

[she's getting pretty buzzed at this point from doing two other rounds earlier]

Why, this appears off to an auspicious start in your favor. It must be destiny at work.

Re: Round 1

[drownout]

Seems you've gotten lucky already.

[Nyx is probably taller than Venti this time, unlike last time.................]

Re: Round 1

[at_heart]

[ Yeah, 5'11", sorry. Neither tallest nor shortest in most groups, which is good for this sort of card. ]

Lucky you?

Re: Round 1

[cloudretainer]

Say something you've never done before (that you know of). Whoever has done it must take a drink.

One has never...

[oh god she's over 4000 years old, what has she never done]






















[looks at venti]

...flown through the air in this realm.

Re: Round 1

[drownout]

[Not it.]

1/2

[outofoffice]

YEAH!

[ CHUGS ]

Re: Round 1

[stoneandstave]

Luckily for me, or unluckily as the case may be, I haven't tried out that particular unit ability yet. In bed, either.

[ It sucks for Cloud Retainer, though ] Still most unfair, if I may say so. (In bed.)

Re: Round 1

[at_heart]

[ Definitely also casting Retainer a sympathetic look as he downs his drink. ]

You should talk to the rest of fin, I know they can help you fix that.

[ It's how Venti flies, after all. ]

Round 1 (Nyx)

[drownout]

Free pass. Keep this card or donate it to someone else. It can be used once to get out of drinking. Draw another card.

Two truths and a lie. Anyone can try to gues the lie. If the first answer is correct, you drink. Otherwise, the person who guessed incorrectly drinks.

[Nyx is BLIND and CANNOT READ THESE but assuming he got his phone or the person next to him to read them off, he keeps the first card and-]

"My family is well off."
"I'm the second newest member on sensitIV."
"I'm the younger of two brothers."

Re: Round 1 (Nyx)

[outofoffice]

Wait-- you're not . . .

Wait . . .

[ Watch him do the geometry lady.gif trying to figure out sIV time rankings. ]

Re: Round 1 (Nyx)

[stoneandstave]

I don't know you at all so I'll guess based on the answer that goes least bad with my existing command:

Your family is well off, in bed. [ he considers this ] Nah, no way to make it work with this one. Sorry!

Re: Round 1 (Nyx)

[cloudretainer]

As one's acquaintanceship with you has only started in this very moment, one's guess would be one of chance and not conjecture.

One shall leave this in the nimble human hands of another—

[hic]

—as one has no hands at all.

Re: Round 1 (Nyx)

[at_heart]

[ ...Hmm... He's seen relevant memories, but it's fun watching Venti go through it like a logic puzzle. ]

Do we have to guess?

Re: Round 1

[stoneandstave]

Keep this card. At any point during the game, you may use this card once to make one person to take a drink. Draw another card.

[ He immediately hands this card to Venti with a grin ] My gift to you, in bed.

Pour a drink into your cupped hands. Pick one person at the table to drink it. Whoever refuses to do this must drink.

I suppose it's more polite to ask for volunteers than command anyone. (In bed.)

Re: Round 1

[outofoffice]

None can understand me as well as the heart of another musician!

[ DRINKS ]

Re: Round 1

[cloudretainer]

[laughs, sharing venti's joy]

It will be a wonder if anyone else takes any drinks at all in this game.

Re: Round 1

[drownout]

[Not it but glad Venti is having a nice day.]

Re: Round 1

[at_heart]

Until your next turn, every time you speak, you must end your statement with the phrase "in bed." If you fail to do so, take a drink.

[ Wait, only until his next turn?? Are the cards different, or is Gent just having fun. ] [ Lupine lifts the card, held between two fingers, and flips it for the table. ]

Because we needed another one of these. In bed.

Re: Round 1

[stoneandstave]

Ah, the card that I got back in the first round! I was subsequently commanded to continue it until after the entire game. In bed.

Re: Round 1

[outofoffice]

[ Laughing like an asshole ]

Re: Round 1

[cloudretainer]

Egad, it's contageous.