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Fanmail the Tenth

[ Fanmail will be found in stacks surrounding the hotel lobby. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I want you to know that I have it on good authority that because you wouldn't get with him, Mori's ratings have slipped these past weeks. And now that he's been transferred away, it's clear to me that it must be because he was too boring. What I'm trying to say is that its all your fault and you're a horrible person. You should have to live with that.

[ It's a doujin! It's set around that time that A was preparing to jump off a building because he got outed for killing Joker. Only in this version of events, when everyone catches up to him / after they've managed to talk him down--they chain him up in a basement and beat him, torture him--sexually and otherwise. It's extremely graphic, and by the end of the story A is a broken mess who, even after being set free, has developed such a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome for his abusers won't leave them. ]

Edited 2019-05-05 08:23 (UTC)

hey can u do me a favor

can u buy a bunch of red pixie sticks and rub them on ur face so u come out all red and then get a sledgehammer and break down a wall and bust thru the other side like the koolaid man?

Edited 2019-05-05 08:23 (UTC)

Hey do you have any crushes?

Please tell me about your crushes. I kind of have a crush on you

[ This doujinshi features the adventures of chibi B as a kitten. He wanders around Tokyo-F getting into trouble and having his friends get him out. (Except for C. C gets him into more trouble.) ]

[ The final scene features B curled up on the couch in the lobby, drinking a saucer of cream with his tiny pink kitty tongue. ]

[ It's just this plushie. ]

[ A certificate purportedly from MIT authorizing C as a “lisenced (sic) Furbysmith.” Several other typos abound in the document, and the school’s seal is off center. ]

[ It's a sultry fanzine of pinup art of Gold! ]

[ C has received several glossy pictures of Alcheme impaled on spikes

and a staple remover ]

[ It's a doujinshi where Fox interrupts an intimate moment between Joker and A and then forces his way in, ultimately replacing A who is now helpless to do more than watch. ]

[ It's a cute fish plush!!

...impaled on a spike ]

About time you guys got what was coming to you!

[ It's a doujinshi where Maki and X are making out but then suddenly swerves towards violence where she strangles him to death in an attempt to Remove Obstacles that would interfere with her dedication to her One True Love. ]

shouldnt you be on wild city with a cat reference like this wait im confused????

When are you going to go full sexy yan? You can't pretend you won't with a laugh like that! I'm soooo excited!! A is pretty yan but it's all focused on Joker. Here's hoping you yan all over your unit! That's the shit I crave. ♥ Make them cry while showing them your love, okay?

[ It's a box of lovingly rendered fanart of U. Some sexy pin ups, some cool action poses, some...moe doe eyed chibis...

All covered with lipstick kisses. ]

[ B receives a mini flip-book fan art of himself! If you flip the pages really fast you see B holding onto a box with a dead Doodle inside it, which he gives a good shake. In the end, a word bubble pops up with the words 'dumbass' written inside it. That's simply where it ends. Attached to it is a note, however. ]

I laughed SOOOOO much at this part! You always crack me up, B!

[ B receives a handmade plush of himself in star-spangled black pajamas, complete with night cap and removable eye mask. Lifting the mask reveals that the plushie's eyes are closed. An accompanying note reads 'LET B SLEEP, YOU MONSTERS'. ]

[ C receives this picture. ]

[ U receives artwork of himself as a dashing Phantom Thief, complete with long coat and domino mask. He has apparently just stolen the Prime Minister. ]

[ it’s a hefty doujinshi featuring X and… the moon. Their courtship is a long one, with him spending his nights talking to it as he sits on the ground, or setting up a candlelit dinner for the two of them… The ink work is top-notch, and it’s done in a unique, expressive artstyle.

That said, Maki, Aradia, and Little☆Red - "the people that would be most concerned with this development," as the afterword says - are conspicuously absent. ]

omg lately it feels like u've been so mean it's like not even on brand for u guys I feel like the changes of this unit hast been really good

i think concept changes are great and ppl should experiment but this one isnt working out for you guys :/ i liked it better when you were cute

thats just my opinion though

[ a comically large hand-drawn "coupon" with a cartoony drawing of B's face with X-ed out eyes and tongue sticking out, labeled "GOOD FOR ONE MURDER CREDIT" ]

AlcheME!

To Thing #2

To Pleasant Boy

To Pleasant Boy

To Siberian

To Thing #2

To World-Ender

To AlcheME!

To Thing #1

To Thing #2

To World-Ender

To Thing #1

To Pleasant Boy

To にんぎょひめ

To Luminary of the Stars

To Siberian

To Master of the Playhouse

To World-Ender

To Thing #2

To Thing #2

To Thing #1

To World-Ender

To Luminary of the Stars

To Thing #2

To Thing #2