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Fanmail the Tenth

[ Fanmail will be found in stacks surrounding the hotel lobby. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[ It's a plushie bacon! ]

[ This art shows Kohime, still alive, clawing weakly at a single rainbow spike which has punctured her through the abdomen, going cleanly through one side and out the other. ]

Congrats on your first death! I thought you might be lonely only dying with Suspicious Stranger, so I drew you something!

[ A drawing of Yvette, Sekhmet, Eichi, and Adora all impaled on the spikes from the balloon game, no detail spared in depicting the gore. Their expressions are twisted into masks of pain, but by their glassy eyes, they're already dead. ]

What's it like to be the single-most despised unit in the entire program?

[ Yvette receives a box of various doujins starring her unitmates. They run the full range of moe and innocent to no one should read this graphic violent sex probably. ]

[ Box of plushies of the entire Baritones unit!

They have catnip in them ]

[ Someone sent a laser pointer so that the cat and emperor bonding may Increase ]

When will you eat some of these fools?

VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE VORE

[ Fanart of Kohime as a kawaii baka neko schoolgirl. Her ahoge is very long and her skirt is very short. ]

[ It looks like it was an unsealed box of potato flakes, except it's empty. It just has a picture of potato flakes inside of it. . . . ]

[ It's a poster! ]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDAMN SON you totally prank'd them like WHAAAAAAAAAT I WAS LIKE

BOY

IT SHALL BE KNOWN!

With the matters of Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun, overseer of the Rising Dawn of Lake Shores or "Maki", it has been dealt with. I bear some of the responsibility of events that have occurred due to my own negligence so I have seen to it. You have no need to concern yourself of it from this point on. For any personal matters, you may address Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun as you like, but since this specific issue ultimately and unintentionally involves the unit, further qualms will come to me instead. With regards to Future is Now, I have deemed that they are ultimately not involved, but for any important matters concerning them, I shall simply speak to their keeper about it so you may also come to me with any concerns there also! I shall be your representative in this situation.

That is because I am the keeper of ☆ZRAEL, Pharaoh Ozymandias, King of all Kings, greatest pharaoh of Egypt, Rider class, and god of this world. With the newest title of ☆Phara☼h☆, I have been entrusted to take care of the unit, and I plan to keep my promise to those who are on ☆ZRAEL. I shall protect them and maintain their honor, and I shall make sure they recognize their own glory. Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun is no exception! She is ours.

GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Now that is over with! To more important matters.

Simply put, I am in a fine mood this morning. Though it has been a tumultuous week on many fronts, and my fury has been put to the test multiple times, it has passed for the time being. I can address all of you once more for my recent thoughts.

I will say although this world is filled with heinous criminals that have robbed us of what belongs to us, it is also a world filled with wonders. I have learned to enjoy such things like popcorn or pizza although soda's existence is surprisingly heinous. Teas at the cafe have been fine, and this "arcade" can help satisfy competitive urges that I am prone to.

If there are other such fascinating things from your world, share them with me immediately and I shall judge with my own eyes whether it deserves to be in my blinding presence.

[ Absinthe receives a piece of newspaper comic-style fanart of himself in full-on zombie mode sitting on a bar stool drinking a glass of expensive wine. Unfortunately, the drink is fountaining out of several gaping holes in his throat and torso. He looks entirely unconcerned by this. ]

[ BARiTONES receives plushes of themselves as animal crossing-style characters.

Rye is a sleek black cat with glasses.
Yvette is a soft pink bunny.
Kohime is a scruffy red-and-brown cat.
Eichi is a gold-and-white crane.
Absinthe is a tall greyish-blue wolf with body parts that disconnect, huh. ]

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Fanmail the Tenth

BARiTONES

To Princess

To Princess

To Princess

To BARiTONES

To Carmen Sandiego

To Princess

To His Majesty The Emperor

To Suspicious Stranger

To Princess

To Princess

To Suspicious Stranger

To Suspicious Stranger

To Princess

To Suspicious Stranger

To BARiTONES