Castle Game: BAD END=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[Suddenly, you hear the wailing of a horn. Outside, tension is turning to panic. You can't see anything, but you can hear people gathering up their things, sobbing in fear or speaking in harsh whispers. A lone voice calls from the distance:

The enemy approaches!

Upon the map, an unfamiliar geography appears -- several small nations, clustered together. Outside of them, an endless sea of enemy forces, identified only by a symbol of a cracked skull. Each of the small nations is marked with a flag in one unit's colour, and a tiny model of a castle.

You are at war. How will you protect your people and yourself?


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Comments

[motorcycle_noises]

Hey, why don't you back the fuck off of Joker?

[neverbeentogeorgia]

If I have a problem with a guy who hit me it's none of your goddamn concern, so you fuck off.

[motorcycle_noises]

Joker's one of my most important people so if you have a problem, it's definitely my concern.

[searingedgelord]

I had a problem with Joker at first. It took me weeks to get along with him. Let them work it out.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya scowls but he looks away from Senpai and crosses his arms over his chest. ]

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ what a joke of a unit this is. ]

Right, so he can just punch anyone he sees fit as he likes. Got it. You know what? Fuck it.


[ he's done and will be walking off somewhere into the NPC crowd. ]

[motorcycle_noises]

Yeaaaaaaaah, Joker's not going to punch you for no reason at all.

[ But Silk's talking him down so he's disengaging now, too. ]

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ oh he never said there was no reason for it. but that's kind of the point. ]