Capitalism, Ho!: ☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

I guess so but who do we frame then.

I guess we take the security job and accuse a coworker of doing it. Trust us, we're cops.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

That is a fucking amazing plan. Plus, if people know we have the power to frame whoever we want, they'll be too afraid to mess with us. This is how our crime empire begins.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

Still pay our taxes this once though.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

...I mean, if we do that we might as well let the tax guy live. And as much as I want to do more murder, maybe that would be better, to keep them guessing.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

Well he's here for last year's taxes, right? Paying this year's will just prevent another one coming in the next round.

We could threaten him or something and let him live and splurge on luxuries?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

Yeah, let's do that. Show him who's boss.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

Yeah!!

Actually we should totally buy some fancy clothes for our new job too.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

Ooh, we should! We'll be so fucking intimidating.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

I look real good in a suit yo.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

You do! Way better than me.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[stakesthesame]

I bet if we greased your hair back you'd look like a real mobster though.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[avestan]

I bet I'd look like a tool.