Capitalism, Ho!: ☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

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YEAR 1

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.

Will you pay taxes this year?

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

While working in the mines, someone asks you to pass you a pack of dynamite. Do you hand them the ones with the SHORT-FUSE, or the LONG-FUSE?

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

You have an infestation of rats. What do you do?

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 2

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 1 UNIT
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.

HAPPINESS: 20

[ REDACTED ] now has tapeworm.

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

A tax collector shows up at your door. You are under arrest. What do you do?

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

As news of the gold discovery spreads, the one who discovered it must now come forward to stake their claim. Or at least receive a bonus from the mine owner for having done so.

You were there, but technically your co-worker discovered it. What do you do?

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 3

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 2 UNITS
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 1 UNIT
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER (TAX MURDER EDITION). YEARLY INCOME - 2200 MONIES.

HAPPINESS: 80

[ REDACTED ] now has tapeworm.

Do you pay your taxes?

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

For stopping a dastardly murderer, you're offered a promotion to security! Do you take it?

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

Your lack of clothing leads to damage from exposure to the elements. Your entire family gains FROSTBITE.

EVENT 3

[idolpro]

Another taxman arrives at your door.

...He seems nervous.

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 4

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 4 UNITS
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 2 UNIT
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER (TAX MURDER EDITION). YEARLY INCOME - 2200 MONIES.

[ REDACTED ] now has tapeworm.
[ REDACTED ] has suffered a bullet wound to the gut and the chest.
V4MP☆0V3RL0RD has suffered a bullet wound to the leg and the chest.


Do you pay your taxes?
HAPPINESS: 200

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

Your wounds fester, and become painful and INFECTED.

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

It seems your crimes are about to be found out...several coworkers have gotten very uncomfortable and unhappy, and they may or may not be planning to have you executed.

What do you do?

THE END.

[idolpro]

Well, you flee successfully. You get over your infections though the bullet wounds are...they're still there. Bloody open sores there to remind you of everything.

But at least you're free. Free to do...whatever you want...or something. You have a nice car, at least?

Proceed to ENDGAME.