Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Let's do it. Ratmobile, here we come.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

Dude, great name. Now to start picking names for our little friends.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Annie Oakley, the Great Mysterioso, and Houdini, for starters.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

Oh! Let's name some of them after the Godzilla monsters too. Godzilla. Mothra. Rodan. King Ghidorah.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, yes. They gotta be the strongmen of the circus.

We better get a couple thieves in there, too. Robin Hood, Jesse James, Blackbeard, Bonnie and Clyde...

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

D.Va jr. Hurricane Jr.

Those two will be the favorites, but let's not tell the others.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, you're gonna make em cry.