Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

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EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

Re: EVENT TURN IN

[crossmyheartandhope]

We tell th-the tax dude to F off and take off i-in our brand new ratmobile, j-just us and the guys. We're skipping the c-country and everything, so tax dude like. Doesn't even g-got us in his jurisdiction no more. T-totally vanishing like ninjas.

O-on the way out of town, w-we're gonna send a c-couple of the rats to steal f-from the owner of the mine w-we worked for. After that, we're t-totally out of here.

W-we got like great winter coats a-and like medicine and stuff, a-and we t-totally got enough food for us and the r-rats this time. M-maybe we can't do the mining thing n-no more, but w-we can totally put on a traveling rat circis. S-so we're gonna.

Re: EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

The taxman PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS YOU,

So SPONSORED BY MOUNTAIN DEW® & DORITOS® takes a bullet directly to the gut. Hm.

Well, you escape fine and become travelling rat circusmen? So that's nice? I mean, there's a warrant out for your arrest but, you know.