Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: EVENT 2

[420blazeit]

I'd say, l- like, ditch the car over a bridge, b- but we need the car... g- got any [ coughs. ] ideas?

Re: EVENT 2

[crossmyheartandhope]

G-give some newspaper reporter a h-hot tip that the i-infamous tax evasion duo's b-been killed?

Re: EVENT 2

[420blazeit]

O- Ohh. Maybe give them our, uh, these clothes, since they're all bloodied and stuff... make 'em thing the rats ate us or something. Our... our own rats.. t- turned against us...

Re: EVENT 2

[crossmyheartandhope]

...y-yeah. That's a n-newsworthy story.

Re: EVENT 2

[420blazeit]

Cool. We- We change and then drop the clothes and the rats ? off at the paper. T- Tell them the big scoop.

Re: EVENT 2

[crossmyheartandhope]

O-or call in an anonymous t-tip and the p-place to pick em up. Then w'we're not there t-to get caught.

Re: EVENT 2

[420blazeit]

Even better. D- Do that. We can ditch the stuff and keep d- d- d- driving.

Re: EVENT 2

[crossmyheartandhope]

S-sounds like a plan.