Capitalism, Ho!: BARiTONES

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[lefthandpath]

We can't really get a decent job without a proper roof over our head.

Plus it gets cold outside.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[justicebewon]

Have you tried being a dragon yet?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[lefthandpath]

Have you tried being a half-blind, lame-armed person living in the steets?

[HE WILL FIGHT YOU]

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[justicebewon]

Oh my me it was a joke. We'll get your stupid overpriced gigantic house.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[lefthandpath]

[rubs at his face and sighs]

Y'can try sleeping outside f'ya really wanna. Then you'd get it.

... anyway, budget look okay?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[justicebewon]

I sleep outside all the time. The joke was that humans suck at not dying and I don't.

It's good, though. Good job~

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[lefthandpath]

Humans do suck at not dyin'. And I'd like to not die.

[this is. one of the most honest things.]

Thanks, though.