Capitalism, Hey!: AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

Go for it. Be the face of our beautiful family. The cute, law-abiding face.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[irregular]

All right, but the minute we get the chance to do something that isn't hit rocks with axes all day I want in on that too.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

I'll let you know when I need muscle.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[irregular]

Well, if there's one thing hitting rocks with axes is good for it's muscle, right?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

Exactly, exactly.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[irregular]

Who're you thinking of stealing from, anyway?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

B has suggested we tunnel under the hypothetical bank and heist, and I'm for that. But if that's not possible then, like, ZRAEL?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[irregular]

Um... I guess we could. They helped us out last game, but - we could just not tell them it was us? Suppose we don't wanna get a reputation for going after Baritones.