Capitalism, Hey!: AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[liarliarliar]

I suppose so....

I'm not a steal boy but like I said I can't stop you.

What if you stole from the mines instead? Or a bank?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

I mean, obviously a bank is a better target, sure.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[liarliarliar]

You could steal tools from the mine to do a break in heist instead of a scary run and gun heist.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

It's true that there isn't a price for guns so I couldn't do that kind of heist anyway.

We'll aim to break into the bank vault using coal mining tools but in case that doesn't work I think ZRAEL will be fine if they get stolen from.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[liarliarliar]

We'll get you tools for your bank heist.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[wantstheddd]

Thaaaaank you.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[liarliarliar]

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