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Capitalism, Hey!: AlcheME!
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
YEAR 3
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER/FORTUNE TELLER. YEARLY INCOME - 1400 MONIES.
NEW CRIME ABILITY ACQUIRED: VOODOO - allows you to gain 500 monies in exchange for CURSING a unit.
Will you pay taxes this year?
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
So for budget uh.
Five hundred housing, five hundred food, two hundred medicine, two hundred clothes?
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
I make money on the side hustle, you try a cooking job again. And I.
Okay hear me out.
I find a rich guy. Ask him who he dislikes. Curse them as an example. Tell him only the first one is free. See if he pays for more.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Let's go then before the cops get us.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Let's go!
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EVENT 1
EVENT 2
But also you've heard that people have DIED on this conveyor belt. Uh, you don't want to do that!
You CAN just pawn it off on some homeless people and give them 100 monies for it. Hey, that doesn't seem like a bad idea?
EVENT 3
Re: EVENT 3
[Gee good job we weren't answering our door these days ANYWAY]
Re: EVENT 3
Re: EVENT 3
TURN IN
Re: TURN IN
100 x 8 = 8/8ths of a car
0 / rent
400 / food
100 / med
100 / clothes
We obviously, obviously do not pay taxes.
PLAN:
We buy a car and skip town, after robbing our workplace for dynamite and rigging our old apartment to explode to fake our deaths.
In the new town U tries to get a job in a kitchen (and failing that tries to get involved in the exciting world of con artistry), B tries to get a job cursing people for hire because that's a thing we can do, and K tries to get a job also. Probably also in a kitchen. Not in a mine.
Re: TURN IN
U does not get the kitchen job but gets into the exciting world of con artistry! Exciting . . .
B becomes a curser for hire. Wowzers!
K is a kitchen mans.
I can't believe you got good rolls for this.