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Capitalism, Hey!: AlcheME!
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]
YEAR 4
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
HAPPINESS: IS 8/8 OF A CAR. 160
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 8
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
CURRENT JOB - A LOT OF THINGS. YEARLY INCOME - 2000 MONIES.
NEW CRIME ABILITY ACQUIRED: IDENTITY THEFT - allows you to steal a unit's luxuries as well as their jobs.
Will you pay taxes this year?
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
With the half off food we can pay everything.
Except taxes of course.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Whatever it is you want to do.
Go for it.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
[ goes to make a terrible decision while drunk and feverish ]
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
That was a choice.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Here's to capitalism!
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
[Takes a swig.]
Well, except for the last one.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.
[Raises his bottle in a salute.]
EVENT 1
EVENT 2
GUESS WHO'S SICK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS.
Re: EVENT 2
EVENT 3
You now have FROSTBITE.
EVENT 4
No, it's just the sick and frostbite. But seriously, if you don't get that fixed you're going to die. Seriously.
Re: EVENT 4
[just gonna EXPIRE as Crown Prince of a heap of RAGS and TERRIBLE DECISIONS while DRUNK OFF MY FACE
[hey there are worse fates]
Re: EVENT 4
even b]
TURN IN
Re: TURN IN
2000 - ALCOHOL
WE BUY 20 ALCOHOLS AND BECOME TOO DRUNK TO CARE THAT WE DIE
Re: TURN IN
A slow, painful, steady death of alcohol poisoning. What do you think gets you first, the hypothermia, the dehydration from vomiting, or the shutting down of all of your body's organs?
Well, better than dying of lung fluid and frostbite, you guess.