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Now, Amy, that will not work as well as what I have.

[ ....amy.... again.... anyways, he's filling the pot with water now. ]

Don't be so hasty. Variety is the spice of life.

...that's hardly enough water to drown someone! Not even a mouse!

Please, you are so impatient. Climaxes don't have to be done so quickly.

[ he is now setting the pot on the stove and turning it on. ]

It'd be better if it was bigger, but the solution is just knowing how to use it.

God deserves immediate satisfaction! If you had to murder somebody right now you would be making them wait quite a while for their release!

Ohhh, but the fun part is savouring...

Well.

[ now he's looking around. ]

We need a test subject.

[pulls open the freezer, and grabs an armful of packaged meat]

Amy, fill the sink with water.

It's cold so act quickly.

[ wow

well, he supposes he can do that. at least, he turns the tap on and plugs it, then walks away.............. with his boiling water and the sink running........]

I'm going to find one of my own.

[DROPS THE MEAT INTO THE SINK, SPALOOSH]

...yes, I want to see what you choose to boil.

[ he's returning.

with a garden gnome and a rubber ducky. the gnome goes in right away, but he's holding the ducky hostage over the rising steam. ]

Since we don't have any live volunteers yet.

[looking around]

Do you think they have some of that poppy-corn here? I must observe this as it unfolds.

[ so far, the gnome is holding up! it's heated evenly, so it's doing really good... paint flecks are popping off, though. ]

Try the cupboard.

Of course.

[opens a cupboard—that's dishes
opens another—that's more dishes

in the meanwhile, as she does this,]

Play by play, Amy! I must hear exactly what is happening from your mouth as I search for an appropriate snack!

The structural integrity is decent. Likely because the water means our test subject is being heated evenly. However, his vital signs are slowly slipping away—his features, once proud, are now becoming lost to the heat being applied.

[ he sounds like he should have a clipboard ]

It's nothing like how it would work on skin, but it's fascinating regardless.

Tantalizing!

[coming over with a bag of chips, she gave up so quickly]

It is like I have the front seat.

[ even though she's back, he's still explaining with excruciating detail. ]

Some of the ceramic is coming free. It was likely made for display, not for boiling, so there are some spots that are thinner, weaker. However, he's doing his best to hang in there!

[ pointing excitedly ]

Doesn't it look like he's hoping someone will save him?

He does, so verily—do you think he will pray to me for help? ♥

Certainly. He's probably begging for it right now, so much so that it's all he can think about—of course, you are not allowed to finish him off so easily. We have a ways to go, yet.

[ he's dangling the duck over the poor gnome now, pretending to drop it before catching it. ]

What do you think will happen if I add in this?

I have no idea, I have never melted people in a pot!

[also finally setting her chips aside and getting some raw meat from the sink, hammer now in hand]

But I am so curious to learn!

Alright, watch closely.

[ he's dropping the rubber duck into the boiling pot.

the duck falling in knocks over the gnome, who falls onto his side even more pathetically.

rubber ducks are meant to survive hot water. however... boiling is a bit much. ]

It looks like the components are going to deteriorate. Our gnome is slightly worse for the wear, too. Are you going to beat some meat?

[she watched closely, enjoying that maybe too much]

—oh, yes, that I am. Unlike your method, I seek immediate results, and that is exactly what a heavy weapon like this will do to a person.

[SLAMS HER HAMMER ON THE MEAT and like it's not actually that weird despite the context]

Hmm, immediately isn't always bad, but you should put plenty of thought into it.

[ the duck is. not doing so well. it's still yellow, and still rubbed, but it looks a little elongated now. ]

[Your destruction is at 2.]

Re: Kitchen

kinkpusher - 2019-09-09 03:44 (UTC) - Expand

Your cooking is now at 1.

Edited 2019-09-09 03:42 (UTC)

Re: Kitchen

ohgodno - 2019-09-09 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

[Your destruction goes to 1.]

[the gnome is looking pretty bad now :(]

Edited 2019-09-09 03:41 (UTC)