idolpro | Heart Game: Hurricane

[The ground goes still; all is silent. Then the priest's voice lifts again, wild with some unnameable emotion.]

And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound. The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

[Above you, the dark clouds split wide; hailstones the size of golf balls begin to rain down onto the cracked pavement, making the sound as though a thousand boots feet are drumming all at once. The hail does not stop; it grows heavier, and heavier, and soon, with the ice comes blood. And soon, with the blood comes fire.]

[Roll Dex and Con.]

Edited 2020-02-23 03:43 (UTC)

[ she is going to take out her laser sword and rush this mother fucker. no one, and she means NO ONE, hurts hurricane! she is going to attempt to drive this fucken sword straight through his stupid throat to get him to shut the mcfuck up! ]

[ strength 15+14, 29! ]

I'm going to send you straight to hell, old man!

[ dex 11, con 22. ]

Edited 2020-02-23 03:50 (UTC)

[The blow connects solidly; the priest staggers, and lifts a hand to the wound.]

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

[Somewhere in the distance, someone is screaming.]

[Out beyond the walls of the churchyard, San Francisco is on fire.]

[You take 1 damage from falling hail.]

[ she's not going to let herself get distracted. he needs to be dealt with FIRST AND FOREMOST... and since she's up close and personal with this asshole she's going to attempt to bring her machine gun gauntlets to the sides of his head and fire. ]

[ strength 23.
17 dex, 15 con.

6 damage if hits. ]

Edited 2020-02-23 04:15 (UTC)

[It hits; he is bleeding now, staggered.]

And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

[High above you in the sky, there is a star burning. You can see it, somehow, despite the clouds. It is a singe point of blazing white fire, and it comes close, and then closer, at breakneck speed. When it collides with the ground, the impact rattles your bones; part of the church falls away, so that the shapes of the pews inside are vaguely visible.]

[The rain tastes bitter and strange on your tongue; it burns your skin, where it touches you.]

[Roll Dex and Con.]

OMG. Dude, shut the fuck up! No one wants to hear you spew anymore of your fucken BULLSHIT. [ she hisses and, again, is going to go in for another double barrel beating. ]

[ burns. she's used to them.
far too used to them. ]

[ she grits her teeth and goes for a gun punch in the face! focusing all of her anger on him, because if he stops, then all of this will stop; surely. ]

[ strength 19,
dex 3, con 21

damage 6 ]

[The priest goes down, hard, on the blood-soaked ground. He doesn't move any longer.]

[But you have another problem.]

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[Is in the middle of writing a sign for the grave saying 'property of nemesis' when]

Are you kidding me?

[Dex 11 Con 14]

[That said, if the church sets fire, that counts as a win, right? If she is not on her ass she is going to attempt to exit stage right at this point since, sky,]

[She takes two more damage before she ducks out - one from the hail, and one from the fire.]

[If she heads back the direction she was trying to get before, it leads her here.]

[The people here are running for cover from the hail and fire storm at the moment.]

[This fucker. But yeah she is going to listen to Kaguya and gtfo]

[dex 19, con 18

Wow HE HATES CHURCH! As he attempts to dodge the ice and fire, Griffin whips out his gun and takes a shot at this fuckface too.

[24 to hit]

[The blow connects solidly; the priest staggers, and lifts a hand to the wound.]

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

[Somewhere in the distance, someone is screaming.]

[Out beyond the walls of the churchyard, San Francisco is on fire.]

[God. Is there still enough of a church left to go back for the bodies? Are they all buried and burned from the cave-in and fire?]

[The church, somehow, is still standing.]

[.....Hearts, man.

D.Va and Kaguya have this old guy dealt with. Griffin's gonna fly back in to get the bodies, and carry as many out to be buried as he can in this shitshow.]

[With the priest distracted, he can get quite a few done.]

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[ Whatever the hell this man's problem is he's become all of theirs. And fuck him. If anything needs destroyed, it's this guy. Scythe up high she swings it directly for his neck with the intent of shutting him up before he can cause any more spells again.

Strength 25 ]

[The priest ducks back; the blow takes him across the chest, instead.]

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

[Somewhere in the distance, someone is screaming.]

[Out beyond the walls of the churchyard, San Francisco is on fire.]

[ Damn it... who is screaming!?

This... this is looking bad. They need to stop him before he causes even more damage. What the heck are they supposed to do though? Is killing him the only option, or... ]

Int 20
Just trying to evade at the moment if he is attacking again 8 ]

[The screaming seems to be coming from the direction of the city]

[ There's not much they can do about what is going on out there just yet... they have this guy to deal with still. Which is why she'll go in for another attack, this time with her gun. If they can stop him, the spells will stop.

In her mind, this is how it works.

Dex 22
Dam 6 if it hits ]

Edited 2020-02-23 04:17 (UTC)

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[Dex 17 by miracles, Con 13

CARRYING A BIG ASS SUIT WITH INTENSITY AND FLYING IN.]

Whaaaaa, who is that? Why is he talking about angels? That's annoying...

Edited 2020-02-23 04:24 (UTC)

[The hail clatters against her suit, for 1 damage.]

[Below, he's still talking:]

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

[Somewhere in the distance, someone is screaming.]

[Out beyond the walls of the churchyard, San Francisco is on fire.]

[ Dex 23 Con 9 ]

[ Please sir, he's a glass canon]

[Also what the fuck is going on?

He's gonna throw a fucking giant metal trading card at this guy because everyone else thinks he's a threat and that's just what he does. (DEX Attack 17)]

[Some of that debris hits this glass canon for 1 damage.]

[The trading card goes wide, but that's okay; the others have just managed to take him out. He goes down, hard, on the blood-soaked ground, and doesn't move any longer.]

[But you have another problem.]