Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2020-02-23 09:35 am
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handpuppets: (arnold)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's the "gentlemen's lounge," which is to say it is absolutely CHOCK FULL of high-end alcohol. there's like a whole wine rack, there's like five bottles of good scotch.

you gain 1x "pride goeth before a fall" influence. ]

Ah, my thanks. Or, I suppose, since we're above Mars, I should perhaps use a local color rather than using our terms—

[ he raises his hands in the air, and starts to do a single turn. ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189269)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
That is a bit more fitting, yes.

[ he moves to stand. is a scotch bottle in grabbing distance. ]
handpuppets: (arnold)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ it absolutely is! a refined gentleman should always have a good drink within reach, and he's been drinking from this bottle.

he completes the turn. ]

So, I don't think I caught your name—
innerdaemons: (pic#13160921)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ his name is "Absinthe is trying to slam this scotch bottle into his head", it's a bit unwieldy ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ The bottle's of a good enough make that it absolutely lands with a horrible cracking sound, and there's no crack in the bottle. He goes down and out like a light, a line of blood forming along his hairline. ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189399)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ excellente

he takes a quick look around. is there anywhere conveniently nearby to hide a body for a little. under a sofa?? ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh yeah this room has some very large leather sofas. great for hiding bodies. ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189377)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ great

he's just going to as like .. efficiently as he can .. strip him off his clothing. he'll leave him of his underwear at the Very Least but he'll also check his pulse. unconscious but alive or dead-dead? ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ unconscious but alive! ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189376)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ excellent

going to use like, two socks tied to together I guess, to gag him. he had thought about trading out his clothing but considering he will probably kill this dude it might be a little suspicious

so instead he'll use his the man's own clothing to bind him -- arms behind his back, ankles together, before trying to slap him awake. ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ you truss him up like a prize turkey, and slap him awake.

he immediately starts trying to run his mouth but is stopped by being gagged. thank fuck. ]
Edited 2020-02-24 03:09 (UTC)
innerdaemons: (pic#12189268)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he laughs, giving him a comforting! little pat on the head ]

You're quite wordy, aren't you?

Don't be overly concerned, though. I won't hurt you if I don't have a reason to.

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ PANICKING ASSHOLE NOISES ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12291860)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ sighs! ]

Being noisy won't do you any good, you know.

I'm sure a man like yourself must have plenty of influence. Do you care to share some of it?

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Mmph! Mmph!

[ TRANSLATION: TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE GOD DON'T KILL ME YOU PSYCHO ]
innerdaemons: (faces making noise)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're very generous. Consider this your tithe, hmm?

[ he's interpreting that as an offering, anyway. HOW MANY INFLUENCES DOES HE GET ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ pretend you rifle through his coat and take all his business cards.

you receive:

3x "pride goeth before a fall"
3x "the relentless march of empire" ]
innerdaemons: (going on a living spree)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ nice, it's like an asshole point TCG ]

There we are! Now, what shall I do with you?

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ unsure asshole noises ]
innerdaemons: (the last float on parade)

CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
What do you dream those savages would do to you? Roast you and eat you alive?

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ we're having a good time here

UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAMING, BUT MUFFLED???? ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189367)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Would that be more or less savage than taking you from your home, forcing you to speak a language that is not your own, and to worship a God you do not know? Do tell me.

All things considered, cannibalism may even be a mercy!

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he would have some words to say about that, but

whoops! still can't talk!

also the words he would say would probably suck, so: this is also a mercy. ]
innerdaemons: (pic#12189376)

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] innerdaemons 2020-02-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ truly ... truly a mercy. ]

Truly, you should be grateful for my consideration.

[ is there anything sharp nearby that isn't alcohol bottles. is he going to have to do this the hard way ]

Re: CW that good 'ol historical racism and ALSO the sexism also I'm adding in cannibalism

[personal profile] handpuppets 2020-02-24 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's a letter opener on the oval table in the center of the room, in fact! ]