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Heart Soldier Senshi

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

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[Pats her on the shoulder]

They're playing at modern meme talk, but you know, this is actually a very old joke.

[. . . yelling from where he's tussling]

NOT THAT OLD!!!

[memes that are one year old are OLD by internet terms much less memes that are over a decade old]

[ Overhearing this in the Old People huddle and bursts out laughing, POINTING AT MARS. ]

Trap card!

You can't trap card what you don't even understand!

[ EXCUSE YOU ]

Do you even know what a trap card is?

I know how to play duel monsters, King of Scams. I even have my own deck!

Uno Reverse that, n00b!

--And you haven't dueled me?!

[ THEY'RE BREAKING UP RIGHT NOW ]

I should be the offended one here Mr. King of Games!

Why haven't YOU dueled ME!

I want a chance at the crown!

That's it, let's throw down right here, right now, [ she goes to whip out a deck, but it's not a deck of duel monsters cards it's a deck of playing cards and they go shooting all over the place. ] ...GDI.

...

We duel first thing post game. I don't care if I'm missing two arms.