Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

[foolmetwice]

[. . . yelled while he tussles with D.Va. . .]

SETO CAN'T TALK HE LIKES FIGHTING JUST AS MUCH AS ALL OF US!!

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ you know what

she just heard you call King Old.

Which means by extension you just called her and Seto "old" too. ]

... I hope they both beat your ass.

[foolmetwice]

[well D.Va is currently beating his ass]

[as she smooshes his face into the ground]

[dragonheartedgirl]

... that's a good look for you.

[ snapping a picture. third blackmail piece get~ ]

[foolmetwice]

[her collection CONTINUES TO GROW]

[Mars would snark back but he's too busy flailing in an attempt to escape]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ cracks the fuck up over --> here ]

[420blazeit]

EXCEPT WE'RE MUCH BETTER AT IT.

[ trying to smush mars' face into the ground. ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ idk why we started fighting but i know why i'm encouraging it now

shouting: ]

KICK HIS ASS, DVA!

[420blazeit]

I'm going to kick it into next WEEK!

[foolmetwice]

YEAH, WE A-- AUGH

[face = smooshed into the ground]

[420blazeit]

[ she laughs and tries to pin him there, so she can continue to shittalk freely. ]

Bet he'd break his back from brawling with us!

[foolmetwice]

[he would join her in shittalking but he can't TALK because his FACE IS IN THE DIRT]

[420blazeit]

[ ok ok ok
lets him up so they can shittalk together. ]

[ is this a teambonding??? ]

[foolmetwice]

[yes it is]

BLECH.

[also he can breathe again]

Are we making dumb jabs at him for being old now?

[420blazeit]

Yeah, it's easy pickins, honestly. [ snorts. ] But maybe too easy...

[foolmetwice]

Yeah, it's low-hanging fruit. Maybe we should try to goad him into competing with us. . .?

[420blazeit]

I am totally down for that. Let's do it.

[ gets off of him. ]

[foolmetwice]

[rolls over and pops back onto his feet]

Truce?

[420blazeit]

[ grabs his hand and gives it a firm shake. ]

Truce.

[deifiedwhitedragon]

I like competition. I don't get in pointless brawls.

[foolmetwice]

SAME DIFFERENCE.

[everything is a competition if you squint, Seto!!]

[420blazeit]

It's not pointless.

I think Seto's just afraid of loooooooooooooooooooooooosing.

[deifiedwhitedragon]

And what exactly is the victory condition here?

[420blazeit]

You know King of the Hill? That, basically.

[deifiedwhitedragon]

[a blank look

obviously he does not know King of the Hill]