Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[he doesn't pull back, though his expression does harden]

Those voice suck. Tell them to shut up. You already know what you do or don't want to do. Right?

Listen to D.Va. She always knows what's best.

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

I... I can't get them to stop buzzing a- and laughing. [ she continues to laugh along with them. ] It... it's starting to hurt. I can't... I can't stop. [ she tries to pull her hand back so she can cover her face. ]

And I do, I... I don't want to hurt you. I'm not going to let them win. [ wheezes, because talking and laughing and breathing is getting difficult. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[he lets her pull away, but it doesn't stop him from sliding in close and touching her shoulder instead]

. . . would going to sleep help?

[uh]

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

[ she looks to him. ]

...

What do you suggest?

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

Knocking you out for a bit.

Just until the voices are gone.

[which, like. hopefully will be at game end even if they don't win??? maybe?? please???]

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

...

Do it. I can't think straight.
I hate it.

Knock me out.

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

. . . okay. This'll hurt for a bit and it'll totally leave a bruise, but--

[I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT WITHOUT DRUGS WORKS AT ALL BUT]

[THIS IS ANIME LAND]

[AND ANIME LAND DON'T CARE ABOUT REAL LIFE RULES]

[so he's just going to punch her in the face, I'm so fucking sorry D.Va]

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

[ x.x ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[he'll carry her out of endgame princess style if King doesn't beat him to it]

Re: DISCUSSION

[420blazeit]

[ *or if king doesn't beat him up. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[LOOK. . .]

Re: DISCUSSION

[puzzlekeeper]

[ oh my fucking GOD ]

--Mars!

[ YANKS HIM OVER BY THE COLLAR ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[YELPS IN SURPRISE, and he's yanked in the same moment he tries to catch an unconscious D.Va so like. . .]

-- King! She asked me to do it!

Re: DISCUSSION

[puzzlekeeper]

Are you stupid?! You didn't have to hit her in the face!

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

How else was I supposed to knock her out??

[mars]

Re: DISCUSSION

[puzzlekeeper]

Club her in the back of the head!

[ LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON! ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

[THERE IS NOTHING CIVILIZED ABOUT CLUBBING SOMEONE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD]








Oh.

Re: DISCUSSION

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ oh gods oh shit just when you think maybe we're going to be in the clear what do ]

Ah--everyone--stop! For just a moment!

[ THIS IS GETTING REALLY OUT OF HAND AND ALSO ]

Is Dva okay?!

[ like let's at least check on her before you deck mars okay ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

-Mars-kun!!

Re: DISCUSSION

[foolmetwice]

W-- what?? She asked me to do it!

[he's holding her gently when she falls unconscious AT LEAST 8(]