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Fanmail the Twenty-Eighth

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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It's a series of art pieces made entirely of glues macaronis showing D.Va and Hurricane as chefs cooking varies cookies and cakes... and in the last picture not only are they eating their creations, but they're eating the macaroni kitchen too!

A play-doh sculpture of Hurricane and Nemesis sparring.

A sheet of HSS themed cookie keychains. The Hurricane keychain is a baker hat.

[A fully illustrated zine of the wingfic written by Hurricane and Raven during monster bingo. Each page of text is accompanied by a full page illustration, from a hero shot of pirate partners Raven and D.va, to the glorious battle, to winged shark brethren and more]

[Two, fuzzy, plushies of chocobo chicks. One is yellow, the other is the same green as Hurricane's position color. The plush come with a small basket of felted greens]

[In this doujinshi, Nemesis has started another cult. This time, it's a sex cult, and Hurricane has been kidnapped to be the ritual virgin sacrifice.]

[The cult dons black robes and takes him out to the forest on the night of the full moon. Nemesis ties Hurricane to a stake, then force feeds him aphrodisiac from a fancy crystal goblet. Afterwards, the cult members, including Requiem, Intensity, Rye, and D.Va, all disrobe and have an orgy in front of him.]

[When everyone else is satisfied, and Hurricane is in tears, begging for someone to please just touch him, Nemesis uproots the stake, lays it flat on the ground, and takes the sacrifice: his virginity]

[In this doujinshi, all of Tokyo-F is cast in a Greek gods AU. Rye plays the part of Eros, in a skimpy white toga and gilded laurel leaves, and Hurricane is Dionysus, his own toga purple, sandal straps twining around his legs up to the knee.]

[There is a massive feast on Olympus for Thargelia, and Hurricane and Rye have retired to a corner of the room with lots of picturesque grapes and pillars and a pool of clear water.]

[They sample the wine, and then sample more wine, finally reclining onto a nearby mound of pillows to frot leisurely against one another until they're both sated.]

A handful of copies of a nicely drawn doujinshi. The front cover features Hurricane scantily clad and playing in a bird bath; on the back Rye, K, and Nemesis are dressed as birdwatchers with books and binoculars.

The main story involves Hurricane laying a number of eggs and receiving a series of visitors as he sits on the nest. While each of them have different excuses for coming by, they all eventually ask about who the father of the eggs is, with the strong implication that each is intending to find out if it is themself or a rival.

In addition to the three from the cover, visitors include Izanagi, Lucifel, Eichi, Yvette, Shogun, D.va, and Sabre (or Kohime; it's hard to tell with the art style). Hurricane cheerfully deflects all questions and says they'll all know when it's time.

The final panel is a silhouette of the chicks finally breaking from their shells as the others look on in shock. To be continued...?

The rest of the book is a series of pin-ups and essays on oviposition featuring a number of characters, regardless of their previous monstersonas.

The doujin cover with Nemesis, Hurricane, and Rye on a pirate ship, Nemesis at the wheel, Hurricane holding a spyglass, and Rye looking over a map.

The story opens with a very put upon Hurricane, bound in rope, and wondering why this is his life now. And that life? Is apparently being the hot potato between two rival pirates. Currently he's over the shoulder of Rye whose taunting a Nemesis.

Taunting Nemesis with...compliments for Hurricane and shots at her inability to properly kidnap. It's all very flustering and stressful. Hurricane doesn't get it. He gets they're trying to prove they're the best pirate, and of course that includes charm, but why do they have to focus on him so much?!

There's a montage flashback of various times where Hurricane has been 'stolen' by Rye or by Nemesis, with them taunting each other, and trying to 'charm' him. He's very tired, because it'll end like always.

He'll be a prisoner in a very nice room for a captive that is stupidly easy to escape from and get away on a small boat. He'll get a job on another merchant ship and sooner or later.

They will show up.

It's getting to the point he's less convinced it's just bad luck and that they're actually stalking him, but like he knows why.

Some time passes, more kidnappings, and it ends up he now can't really get much of a job at all. He has a Reputation. It gets to the point the only job he can get is with a crazy captain who wants to fight pirates. He's a little crazy.

But Hurricane needs work, so he takes it. And, predictably, they show up again!

The crazy captain, sadly, is no match.

Hurricane is caught between them, both having reached him at the same time, grabbing an arm each and begins the tug of arm. It only rarely happens, but this time, Hurricane snaps.

He demands to know why they always do this, it can't be coincidence, what had he ever done to them, why were they so intent on ruining his life???

And this

Confuses Nemesis and Rye. Because they hadn't been trying to ruin his life.

They had been courting him. Because, another flashback, it used to be Hurricane was, in fact, extremely hard to catch and he had given their crews a hard fight, but one good one out of a whole crew won't do much against two good crews. But it had impressed them both.

The first few times had been coincidences, but he had continued to impress, and then during one of their temporary truce drinks, they both realized they liked him and made a bet on who could charm him first.

When he had stopped fighting so hard, they thought they were finally winning him over.

No, Hurricane had just realized it was easier to ESCAPE then to try and fight two good crews without enough back up. And who kidnaps people to charm them?!

Rye sheepishly admits that it used to be a viking thing and maybe he got carried away.

Nemesis thought it sounded exciting and got carried away.

Hurricane is gobsmacked and asked why. And they said they told him why. They were trying to court him. And again, he asks why, like he can't understand this.

They look at each other, and there is a look of understanding. Then a hard look, one that says a lot between two people who have been rivals for years.

Before finally they shake each others' hands and then they hook their arms through Hurricane's and pull him along, declaring they will show him.

Hurricane is startled, but gets pulled along. And...well, its not like he's going to get a job NOW.

Maybe being a pirate wouldn't be so bad.

At least the captains were cute.

[Cover is of Hurricane, Nemesis, and Rye. Hurricane has a collar with a leash that both Nemesis and Rye are holding the leash with very devious looks.]

[And starts with Nemesis and Rye talking about how Hurricane doesn't seem to get how awesome he is. Which turns into how attractive he is. And how his reactions in bed are the best.]

[They decide then that maybe Hurricane has a hard time believing one person, but maybe he'll believe TWO people.]

[Which leads into the meat of the doujin. It starts with Hurricane getting very, very lewd texts from both Nemesis and Rye. Which turns into very suggestive pictures. Which turns into a very flustered Hurricane who is both loving it, but also very much dying because why both of them being like this.]

[And then Hurricane goes back to his room only to find both Rye and Nemesis have convinced someone on his unit to let them into his room. Which is when they both get the jump on him and drag him to his bed. And so begins Hurricane having two very, very dedicated lovers very intent on making him feel very appreciated.]

[It's a little more emotional when it's Nemesis, but both of them have very obvious affection for Hurricane. Far more focused on his pleasure than their own, not that they ignore themselves completely. Lots of compliments and fluff and also rope because a Hurricane helpless to being overwhelmed is hot.]

[It ends in a very cute cuddlepile.]

a little figure of hurricane!harpy

[The doujin cover has Harpy Hurricane and Dragon hybrid Rye flying through the air.]

[And this is really just wingfic. The story begins with the two flying through the air, with Rye teasing a blushing Hurricane an awful lot, stealing kisses and touches before quickly flying away, leaving him flustered.]

[Until finally, they've both managed to go high, high above the clouds and Rye moves close to kiss Hurricane more fully. They go into a freefall, wrapped up in each other, with lots of groping and kissing, until they're close to the ground and have to pull up to not go splat.]

[But they only fly along enough to reach a cliff ledge somewhere to continue their play. Complete with tons of wing teasing, and then Hurricane gets bold after so much teasing!]

[He manages to pin the dragon and has his own wicked way with him after so much taunting. Rye does not seem to mind in the least.]

finally that bitch is outta the way for my ship
time for you to get in there
outwit outplay outlast

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR HOP ON THAT DICK

Hurricane gets a sketch of himself waltzing with His Majesty The Emperor.

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