☆ZRAEL

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

[Immediately pokes at the mahjong tiles to see what they do.

...uh.]

An eye?! Both eyes?! A broken nose?!?!

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[carnivorouscarnival]

What? A broken nose is nothing.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

But- but if your nose breaks it's as if your whole face is broken! Since it's right in the middle!

[Idols are supposed to be pretty!!]

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[carnivorouscarnival]

Eh, spit on it and it'll get better.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

Eww...

[what a way to add insult to injury. that sounds like the most un-idol-like face he can imagine.]

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

A broken nose doesn't really seem like it belongs here...

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

Oh, you're right, the others all make you lose something.

...I'm so glad it doesn't say lose a nose.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

How would that even work...?

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

I don't knooooow but now that I'm thinking about it I really do not want to be thinking about itttttt...

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

Well, it's fine! We shouldn't use that one anyway. We definitely have to use the eyes tile.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

It has to be the one with the s?

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

It has to be the one with the s. You don't want any of us to get hurt, right?

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

I-... that's right.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

So this is fine. I know it's hard, but that's how things are. You'll get used to it.

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[probablyhavingfun]

[...]

You're right. I'm sorry for wasting time. [This is just how things are going to be. That's what they've been told from the beginning.] Um. Which units are we going to use it on?

Re: Round 1 Discussion

[lovestained]

Don't apologize, One. I know people need reminders every so often, so it's okay.

[ she reaches up to pat his head. pat pat ]

I don't know. I guess we could just ask Man☆Eater?

[cameramancrybaby]

Losing both eyes would be troubling. Humans don't have strong senses to fully make up for the loss of sight.

[probablyhavingfun]

It wouldn't be able to see how pretty we are anymore! Or read its things in the next round!

[cameramancrybaby]

It would be a disadvantage in the future for sure. I doubt such a sacrifice would be worth a win in this game.

...Just one eye may be fine.

[probablyhavingfun]

One eye would be a lot more fine than both, at least.

[He's going to change his mind (kind of) shortly thanks to their benevolent teammates, though.]

[cameramancrybaby]

And I believe many fans out there appreciate the style of an eye-patch.

[probablyhavingfun]

Oh, you're right, an eyepatch might look a little cool...! Better than a broken nose. I don't think anything wants to look at a broken nose. Probably.

[Actually, since their fans are watching this, maybe there are some who like broken noses?]

[carnivorouscarnival]

Six points is middling. You really think that'll go through?

[cameramancrybaby]

Against the other teams... no. There are some out there with no self-preservation instinct who wouldn't hesitate to maim themselves to near death.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Probably... Except it says right here we can't play on ourselves.

[ taps at the instruction screen ]

Full-on PVP, this time.