idolpro | YOU-kai start!

Who: YOU-kai
Where: The YOU-kai dorms
When: Day 355, morning

[ You all wake up in bed with your smartphone at your bedside, all of you in your sleepwear, with a message on your phone.

Good morning, newly departed guest stars! You've got new co-stars to meet, a new dorm to explore, and the television in the main room with the "names" of everyone in your unit with flashing empty boxes next to them, waiting for you to each assign yourself a personal color as well as a mythological creature (if that is available to you—some of you will have that option grayed out). Or assign them to each other, really, no one's stopping you.

Once you've chosen your color and creature (or, once it's chosen for you), your closets will unlock with 3 sets of traditional Japanese clothing fitted exactly to your size. Additionally, upon choosing your creature, you might find yourself suddenly with some new appendages (check Player Notes).

Also, the front door is currently locked. It looks like you actually have no choice but to get to know each other for an hour or two before those open up. ]

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[ dog headtilt ]

Which is?

Protein. Enough for everybody, for at least one--for two days.

...Why protein?

To eat.

[duh?]

Stuff in the conbinis are free. We can take as much as we want.

I heard there's a grocery store we can go to for ingredients, too.

--A grocery store? With. Actual food in it? That we can eat?

Yeah. Mitsuru and I went to get stuff from one of the nearby conbini earlier and it didn't charge us at all.

Seems too good to be true. I bet he snuck a bunch of extras for later, huh.

Yeah...

[Wait.]

He said we were going to have a meeting - I guess this is what he meant?

Guess so! He always knows this kinda stuff.

[A pause]

...You guys are friends...?

[That's

unexpectedly kind of complicated to answer, but:]

We're from the same world?

Re: ALLIANCE DISCUSS MEETING

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Isn't the food all free? Maybe you can make them cook for you--

--Yes. They must bring us the finest burgers, grilled to perfection. Otherwise, no deal.

What the fuck is a burger?

...What was that?

...What the fuck is a burger?

That's what I thought you said!

A burger is only the most perfect food known to man. Ground meat, gently seasoned and formed into a patty...then grilled or fried to a crisp outside and a delicious inner, then placed on a bun with condiments of your choice.

You have to have one. This is a matter of life and death!

.......Okay?

This is obviously what you were brought back for. And I have been brought back to help you realize this dream. A burgerdian angel, if you will.

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What is a burger?

WHAT. Not you too!

[ after hearing her describe it to Crow ]

Ah, I'm afraid I do not eat meat.

Fish burgers and plant burgers may not be recognized as the platonic burger ideal, but they still have a place. And that place is in your tummy!

All burgers are valid! You owe it to yourself to find out just how much!!!

I see. Then, I will look forward to it.

Yes! That's why it should be our list of demands!

[surely the most important thing we could ask from any team,]

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