AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ The elevator opens up to a room spacious enough to house the whole unit comfortably, but with no furniture to speak of except a touchscreen podium near the far wall, displaying a row of four larger-than-life mahjong tiles on a red background. On the left side of the screen is a square that says TRADE. The walls and floor of the room are nearly checkered with metal panels, out of place against the rest of the marble flooring and unremarkable off-white walls.

The elevator doors close behind you. ]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

Did he say he graduated?

[liarliarliar]

He certainly did. What a cute young man. Not my taste though.

[neigh_sayer]

Same. He's not cute at all, totally bland. He probably got through by being a suck up.

[liarliarliar]

Well, you get by how you can with what you've got to offer.

[neigh_sayer]

I see! So he's such a lifeless no personality cookie cutter shell that the audience got off on being able to project onto him.

Aha, Li'l Bro is so smart!

[liarliarliar]

Not nearly as clever as my smart older brothers. But ah, some things aren't particularly hard to see.

At least he has his cute face to get by on.

[neigh_sayer]

Yep yep, I just want to squeeze it til it pops!

[liarliarliar]

Big brother is such a sucker for a cute face.

[neigh_sayer]

[BLUSHU]

Oh no, you've found my weakness.

[liarliarliar]

Your secret is safe with me~

As long as you spoil me.

[neigh_sayer]

[pulls a small box out of his cloak]

[eeeey who wants some knock-off pocky]

[liarliarliar]

Ah...!

You got me a treat!

[neigh_sayer]

Neeeheehee! I stocked up on some treats the other day. Never know when I need to spoil my cute li'l bro!

[columbidaring]

Now there's an upsetting hypothetical look into the future.

[neigh_sayer]

Will we graduate with honors? Only time will tell. . .

[columbidaring]

Phew. I've never been a great student!

[neigh_sayer]

I don't even remember anything about school! We're the delinquents now.

[columbidaring]

We don't need no education!

[neigh_sayer]

Uh oh, are we the real Bad End??

[columbidaring]

We're the secret Bad End.

[neigh_sayer]

They have to max out all our stats to get this ending!

[columbidaring]

Exactly, exactly!

[neigh_sayer]

E-Chan!

I want to see you wear a spiked leather jacket.

[columbidaring]

... I'd probably look good in it, I'll admit that much.

[neigh_sayer]

A renegade delinquent biker wizard! Neeheehee, they'll eat it up!