LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 3

[idolpro]

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -



This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

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KITCHEN

[idolpro]

[ The kitchen isn't really overwhelming, but it's not underwhelming, either. It's just sort of whelming. You're very whelmed. The speakers agree with this opinion.

The counter is clogged with a variety of useless kitchen gadgets to the point where you're not sure anyone has ever used any of this counter space. In the back of the kitchen is a fridge, and next to that is a bowl on the part of the counter between the fridge and oven.

There is another door here, but you can also leave the way you came.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[peering curiously at all the strange gadgets and also looking through all the drawers and cabinets and so forth to see what's in there]

Is this a kitchen?? It's fucking huge.

[idolpro]

The drawers and cabinets are all full of beakers and hotplates and bunsen burners and decanters and other Fun Chemistry Alchemy Tools!

You also find a cutting board amongst the gadgets that looks recently used. But where is the knife…?

Oh, it's right there. The 20 foot long katana. It has the aura of something legendary, but you're not really sure.

(Someone cut onions with this?)

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[...stealing the sword probably isn't going to work.

but he will take the cutting board. could be useful for distracting the whatever it is they're looking for. maybe??

and then he'll head for the other door]

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Cutting Board

A really heavy block of wood best used for blocking attacks from overpowered edged weapons.

door

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[outofoffice]

Ahhh, one of those cold boxes?

[ Yanking the fridge open. Stealing people's food is his whole thing. ]

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[gravitydefier]

[why are you like this.

...also has like no interest in this room. surprising absolutely no one.]

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[outofoffice]

Don't give me that look. We're snooping, remember?

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[gravitydefier]

[makes a quiet considering noise and goes to look at the bowl, though he is very careful to not touch it.]

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[outofoffice]

[ Casually: ]

I don't trust this place at all, so maybe see if there are any knives.

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[gravitydefier]

Fine. [and once he's done looking at the bowl and the note, will hand Venti the note while he starts looking through the drawers.]

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[outofoffice]

[ Skimming it ]

Wow, this is quite the obsession . . . well, I guess that's understandable. No one is going to like the person imprisoning them.

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[gravitydefier]

[and once he finishes looking in the drawers and cabinet.] There are no knives.

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[outofoffice]

[ After getting cockblocked by an eldritch fridge-- ]

What are they even cooking in here with no knives?

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[gravitydefier]

[dry.] Traps.

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[idolpro]

The drawers and cabinets are all full of beakers and hotplates and bunsen burners and decanters and other Fun Chemistry Alchemy Tools!

You also find a cutting board amongst the gadgets that looks recently used. But where is the knife…? Oh, it's right there.

The 20 foot long katana. It has the aura of something legendary, but you're not really sure.

(Someone cut onions with this?)

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[gravitydefier]

[just going to close the drawer. no.]

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[idolpro]

It's a bowl of pears, with a note sitting next to it.

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[gravitydefier]

[reading the note just kind of like. his first instinct is to destroy the pears, but that didn't work out so well last time, so he's going to leave it alone for the moment.]

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[idolpro]

You open the fridge, only to find that the interior is an absolute mess. Which is to say it's a jumble of image compression artifacts that are so horrendous you literally cannot tell any object in this fridge apart from any other.

You could stick your hand into it and grab something out of it if you really want to.

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[outofoffice]

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[outofoffice]

[ STICKING HIS HAND IN LET'S GO ]

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[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

BEER

A can with a label that just says "BEER"...eh, what's this doing in here? It's no good.

It disappears from your hand and is replaced with…

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[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Sports Drink

Why drink anything else when you could take a swig of sports drink? It's much less filling, and it tastes great! Also, it automatically replenishes itself. You'll never run out of electrolytes!

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[outofoffice]

. . .





I hate this place!!!