idolpro | LOBBYQUEST

LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 3

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -

This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

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Ahhh, one of those cold boxes?

[ Yanking the fridge open. Stealing people's food is his whole thing. ]

[why are you like this.

...also has like no interest in this room. surprising absolutely no one.]

Don't give me that look. We're snooping, remember?

[makes a quiet considering noise and goes to look at the bowl, though he is very careful to not touch it.]

[ Casually: ]

I don't trust this place at all, so maybe see if there are any knives.

Fine. [and once he's done looking at the bowl and the note, will hand Venti the note while he starts looking through the drawers.]

[ Skimming it ]

Wow, this is quite the obsession . . . well, I guess that's understandable. No one is going to like the person imprisoning them.

[and once he finishes looking in the drawers and cabinet.] There are no knives.

[ After getting cockblocked by an eldritch fridge-- ]

What are they even cooking in here with no knives?

[dry.] Traps.

Probably!

Speaking of which--

[ Yoinks the entire bowl of pears ]

I'm taking this with us.

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

This Pear

It's literally just a pear. It tastes good? If you like pears, anyway.

[well, that's one way to deal with the pear problem besides 'destroy the pears'. Venti can have the pears, then.]

[ Stealing is OFTEN the answer!

Anyway, he's going through the unexplored door rather than back the way they came. ]

boop

Re: KITCHEN

gravitydefier - 2021-08-21 20:41 (UTC) - Expand

The drawers and cabinets are all full of beakers and hotplates and bunsen burners and decanters and other Fun Chemistry Alchemy Tools!

You also find a cutting board amongst the gadgets that looks recently used. But where is the knife…? Oh, it's right there.

The 20 foot long katana. It has the aura of something legendary, but you're not really sure.

(Someone cut onions with this?)

[just going to close the drawer. no.]

It's a bowl of pears, with a note sitting next to it.

[reading the note just kind of like. his first instinct is to destroy the pears, but that didn't work out so well last time, so he's going to leave it alone for the moment.]

You open the fridge, only to find that the interior is an absolute mess. Which is to say it's a jumble of image compression artifacts that are so horrendous you literally cannot tell any object in this fridge apart from any other.

You could stick your hand into it and grab something out of it if you really want to.

[ STICKING HIS HAND IN LET'S GO ]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

BEER

A can with a label that just says "BEER"...eh, what's this doing in here? It's no good.

It disappears from your hand and is replaced with…

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Sports Drink

Why drink anything else when you could take a swig of sports drink? It's much less filling, and it tastes great! Also, it automatically replenishes itself. You'll never run out of electrolytes!

. . .

I hate this place!!!

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