LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 3

[idolpro]

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -



This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

Comments

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

Huuuh.

Wanna go down and check it out?

Re: BACKYARD

[featherbeaned]

Better question!

Do we wanna ride my dolphin down and check it out?

Re: BACKYARD

[neigh_sayer]

Yes.


Absolutely yes.

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

Always yes.

Re: BACKYARD

[featherbeaned]

[ SUMMONS DOLPHIN!! Off we go!! ]

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

You safely CHARGE!!! onto the ground.

Not much has changed, except now you can hear a lot of excited barking from not too far away.

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

[ throws the ping pong ball from earlier into the pool

are you secret acid buddy ]

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

Splash.

The ball floats there.

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

Okay, not acid. But the lasers didn't affect the ping pong ball either...

Re: BACKYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[HOLD ON DOGGY THERE'S THIEVERY TO BE DONE]

I want the balls and those statues and the slide and this bench would be nice on our balcony. . .oh!

Someone help me push this statue into the pool as a test! [TRYING TO TIP OVER A STATUE INTO POOL]

Re: BACKYARD

[featherbeaned]

I'm comin'!

[ SHE WILL HELP PUSH ]

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

You push a dolphin statue into the water. No sooner does it enter than does a mystical and almost undoubtedly legendary 20 ft but somehow still wieldable blade descend from the sky suspended in a pillar of light, directly into your hands.

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Masamune!

You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:


"You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan."

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

(Strangely, to everyone watching C fuck around with this thing it looks more like:

Masamune!

Holy shit, what the fuck is this? Who even uses a 20 foot long sword? You're not even sure this is an actual sword! It seems like it's made of plastic, but you guess it has to be the real Masamune because it's at least not brittle like the other one. Legendary blade, huh? What a legendary piece of shit!)

Re: BACKYARD

[featherbeaned]

Re: BACKYARD

[neigh_sayer]

BOOOOO. [tosses it at W]

Okay we're working on video game logic now, I'm gonna try another! [LET'S PUSH A ROMAN PPL STATUE THIS TIME]

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

[ I GUESS I NOW HAVE THE TOY SWORD ]

Re: BACKYARD

[featherbeaned]

Do you feel cool? Powerful?

Re: BACKYARD

[doublefried]

It somehow looks less stupid to me when I'm holding it. Maybe it's a mental block.

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Masamune!

You're fairly certain that this sword can bisect a fully armoured member of Heart Soldier Senshi with a single stroke. This blade, which has been folded over a thousand times, surely can only be wielded by a master of swordplay - and since you're wielding it, you must be a master of swordplay, right? Yes, that sounds right. You're undefeated! Unequaled! Unrivaled! You only have one thing to say to everyone who dares face you in combat:


"You’re fucking shinimashita'd, akachan."

Re: BACKYARD

[idolpro]

The Roman Statue tips over into the water and...

dissolves into a pile of shitty jpeg. You now have a pool full of glittery shitty jpeg water.

And then...