When either ticket is used, the holders of both are sent to the nearest conbini, dropped off in front of the apparently rebranded slushie machines, which will immediately dispense a free fruit smoothie for each of them. They will return to the spot they were originally in five seconds later.
(Wait, are these even tickets? These are just advertisement leaflets with highly compressed images of parrots printed on them.)
You lose. The eight ball goes in last, nerd! Everyone who plays pool in this room is laughing at you, which is nobody but if there were more than that it'd be publicly embarassing!
Sticking your head into the fireplace, you mostly just get covered in soot.
Also, something heavy falls on your head from up in the chimney.
CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Dolphin Statuette
Over time, most things fade away. Isn't that right?
It's a dolphin statuette. If you rub it, you can hear the sound of the ocean. If you crouch with it for a few seconds and think of 💕That Person💕 , you'll find yourself atop a dolphin that comes splashing out of the water below (even when there isn't water below?) which will propel you forward five feet at the speed of dolphin before splashing back into the sea. You probably could've just walked that far in the time it takes to use this and got less wet, but this is way cooler.
[He is in fact thinking of Nemesis, and he is in fact crouched to look in the fireplace, so this is getting an inadvertant test run right this second,]
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Two Tickets to Paradise
PACK YOUR BAGS
WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT
When either ticket is used, the holders of both are sent to the nearest conbini, dropped off in front of the apparently rebranded slushie machines, which will immediately dispense a free fruit smoothie for each of them. They will return to the spot they were originally in five seconds later.
(Wait, are these even tickets? These are just advertisement leaflets with highly compressed images of parrots printed on them.)
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[Which is to say, attempting just that]
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You lose. The eight ball goes in last, nerd! Everyone who plays pool in this room is laughing at you, which is nobody but if there were more than that it'd be publicly embarassing!
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[Which is to say, he's just putting every eight ball in every pocket before he leaves and goes to check out the chiment]
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Also, something heavy falls on your head from up in the chimney.
CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:
Dolphin Statuette
Over time, most things fade away. Isn't that right?
It's a dolphin statuette. If you rub it, you can hear the sound of the ocean. If you crouch with it for a few seconds and think of 💕That Person💕 , you'll find yourself atop a dolphin that comes splashing out of the water below (even when there isn't water below?) which will propel you forward five feet at the speed of dolphin before splashing back into the sea. You probably could've just walked that far in the time it takes to use this and got less wet, but this is way cooler.
🐬Charge!!!🐬
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[He is in fact thinking of Nemesis, and he is in fact crouched to look in the fireplace, so this is getting an inadvertant test run right this second,]
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[Welp, not going to look a gift change in the mouth. Pocketing the money]