idolpro | SESSION 7

[ rolled 3 (1, 2, 0) ]

What kinda lousy shop is this? There are no snacks??

[ IMMEDIATELY COMPULSIVELY THROWS A ROCK AT THE STATUE. 4 DAMAGE ]

[HP: 16 WOW AT LEAST SAY HELLO FIRST]

[ FINE FINE

says hello by looting. rolled 11 (1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 0, 1) to find stuff ]

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Does anyone dare me to use this.

Yes.

Double dog dare.

Triple.

[ immediately raises a paw ]

One must fuck around before they can find out.

By undertaking this action I hereby absolve all of my cute unitmates of any responsibility for what may occur as a result, if I die and any of you feel guilty afterwards I'm going to fistfight you, so help me god amen.

[ EQUIPS THE DO NOT EQUIP ]

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[who are you again?

Everyone in this room Must Roll a stat of their choice.

0: A loud piercing shriek telling you to take up brings you out of your daze and you find yourself awake though your ears might be bleeding a little now.
01-04 Nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right everything feels itchy or your skin feels like its wrong but your consciousness and awareness returns.
05-08: nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right nothing feels right you shouldn't have touched that the desire to mutilate your hands is strong. You won't be able to feel like yourself until someone inflicts some sort of pain to your hands.
09-12: Who are you again? You are completely unaware of who you are. You have your memories, you know the people around and yet you still have no awareness of those around you. You can't escape this existential crisis and the decisions you make don't seem to be your own. Whose are they? Well . . . it's fine. It's fine. It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine.
13: If people look at you, your face looks like this. Try to speak to anyone, and everyone sounds like ▒̸̨̧̛̛̗̦͙̦̳̰͌̽̽͑̈́▒̷̟̠́▒̵̧̢̛͍͙̩̑̌̀͑̕▒̸̼̗͐̏̓͜ͅ▒̷͇̙̎̉̐̀̏̏▒̷͚̜̿͗̓̌͋̐̉̏́▒̶̡̟͎͈̲͎͇̐͗̈́͊̓̇̚͝ͅ▒̶̩̮̓̆͋̍ͅ▒̷̨̨̥̟͔͓͉͑▒̶͖͈̔̐̄͗̍͘▒̸̧̢̞͉̟̠͚͈̽͋͂̿̉͋͛▒̵̡͇̘̩͉͇̬̝͈̓̋̅̈́̕▒̴̦͈̝͖̙̣̹͉͔̀͒͆̋̆▒̵̡̢̿▒̸͖͙͔̎▒̵̥̍̔̉▒̵̛͖̜̈́̚▒̸̘̎͜͝▒̴̧͎̦̲̫̬͙̄▒̶̘̮͈͍̖̲͊͐̎̃▒̴̦̞̙̫̿̋͋̑̍̌̌͋̆. The world is a glitch, a glitch, a glitch, you don't belong. They don't belong? Who knows who doesn't belong?

Edited 2021-10-03 19:08 (UTC)