Hunger Games: Session 9
[ You find yourself in your respective unit's zone, with a mini-map on your phone, as well as your objectives:

Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]
Kill as many competitors as you can.
Destroy zones by breaking their statues.
Not enough action = We start killing you :)
Underneath the objectives is the number of revivals you have left, as well as whatever miscellaneous details about scoring points—killing a unitmate results in negative points, five units will be healed at most, etc.
The starting horn sounds. Let the games begin. ]

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ITEM
When equipped, yelling "TIMBER" while attacking adds 2 dice to Melee attack rolls. If your attack does more than 10 damage (after damage reduction), the target falls over and is unable to perform an attack on their next turn though they may still perform any other action.
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[Sighs deeply. Whatever, he'll keep it he supposes.]
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>this is a murdergame
>goodbye? TURNS AND TRIES TO WALK BACK TO THE CLINIC]
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Bet we could sneak the statue out from under them, though.
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We can play nice for now, while there are so many. And then move on until we have an opportunity with better odds.
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you can blame it all on me]
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A-Ah... Hello, Kyanite.
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Do not look so dejected my dear. I have no intention of harming you.
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O-Oh. Forgive me, it's not that I thought--I just know that your unit prefers to play hard, so... I wouldn't blame you, of course, but I want to put off dying as much as I can. I am very unlikely to win this, after all, and I'm sure the punishment will be unpleasant enough as it is.
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Come on, I didn't think you would kill me just because! But... People can see things differently from me, so... I don't always know what is or isn't necessary in their eyes.
[...]
... But thank you. Are you alright?
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[What if.... hold hand....]
Nonetheless... stay with me and I will do what I can for you.
I am quite fine. I have had my unit behind me, although-- the one with me now is entirely new to me. So do be careful around that one.
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... Alright. And, um... I've actually met her before. She used to be on Baritones, though... Adios Fatherfucker, back then. I think we actually kind of got along! She asked me to make something for her too, but that was right before she was transferred.
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We ended up giving her the name Madame Fucko-- so I suppose some things have not changed so greatly.
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Hm... Maybe she's a double of the one I knew, then? Since we had Arya and Aster, too...
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oh.]
.. Do you think Lily is here? We should probably seek her out.
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