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HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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Forgive me if I don't immediately climb on board.

[Alisaie is... circling. There are many things about this situation that she is decidedly uncomfortable about, and the fact they can't even do it in a vaguely normal form of transportation is not helping.]

[ Checking out the items in the trunk as she circles ]

Ah. Well these implements also seem fairly ominous.

One of those games, then.

[She goes over to inspect their - well let's call them today's accessories. Tries to suppress a shudder. Picks up the bottle of... whatever this is.]

And our host clearly fancies herself a humorist. Wonderful.

[ Wrinkles his nose ]

Banana flavored alcoholic drinks sound simply dreadful.

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[He's already exploring the trunk.]

Are these... saws?

[Ha. Hahahaha... nope.]

[Yes.

[Yes, those are saws.]

'twould appear we're expected to play at chirugeons today.

That would be easier done if we had our healing magic.

[Gods he hates it already.]

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Yes. In particular, they are designed to cut through bone.

[ What is tact? Grandpa doesn't have it. ]

That certainly isn't ominous at all.

[It's fine he appreciates the lack of tact.]

I mean... my guess is we ain't gonna have a whole lot of choice.

I can still choose how enthusiastic I am about the proposal.

[She leans back against the door.]

And I'd ask what would happen if we simply stayed here, but no doubt they'd unleash a behemoth or the ground would give way or something else equally asinine.

Yeah... yeah.

This host isn't great, just saying.

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[ Zhongli is just gonna slide himself behind the wheel of the station wagon.

Does it matter that the rest of Heart Soldier has probably piloted more mechs and mounts than he has ever seen?

Nope.

Not at all.

His car now. ]

[The adult drives, that just seems Right]

This mean I can say "Are we there yet?" every five seconds?

I do not believe that will get us to our destination any faster.

Okay, but do you know for sure?

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[That's probably for the best. Let's have someone responsible behind the wheel.

[Alisaie is not 'someone responsible' and is going to get into the back. She looks over at Alphinaud.]

Are you coming?

[He'll sit up front with Zhongli, designating himself second responsible person even if he's not an adult.]

I suppose if we're all choosing to press on, then it stands to reason I not stay behind.

[Designating himself second reliable, even if he's not an adult, and sitting in the front seat beside his.]

Where shall we start?

Hey, where do you think you're going...!

[How come you get to call shotgun.]

Someone will need to assist in navigating.

[Crossing his arms, looking all superior. Fight him, sister.]

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[ ALPHINAUD CALLS SHOTGUN ]

There is no distinction among the paths. I do not know if one is a safer bet than any other.

[HE CALLS SHOTGUN!!]

I see. I hate the thought of us just... trying our luck.

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Man... I really didn't miss her.

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