Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2021-12-19 11:31 am

ALCHEME

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
Icepicks
These 5 Bone Saws
A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]
noethankyou: (002)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] noethankyou 2021-12-19 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I am speaking normally.
liarliarliar: (Sup?)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
O speak up I can't hear yo--

Ooohhhhhh.

I can't hear you.
noethankyou: (016)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] noethankyou 2021-12-19 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Have I lost my voice . . . is my hearing tricking me?

MONSIEUR B, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
liarliarliar: (Record scratch noise.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
O I appear to be deaf but try one more time while leaning closer to C.
noethankyou: (072)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] noethankyou 2021-12-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, I will try.

[Leaning over to C, really close.]

MONSIEUR B, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
neigh_sayer: (one hour game of thrones review)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] neigh_sayer 2021-12-19 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
YES HE CAN [smooshes down in the middle of his seat]
liarliarliar: (Goodness this is a lot.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm deaf it turns out...
noethankyou: (016)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] noethankyou 2021-12-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How . . . where do we get a doctor . . .
liarliarliar: (Pfffffffttt.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...well I can still drive honestly this is fine. ITS FINE O DONT LOOK WORRIED
noethankyou: (056)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] noethankyou 2021-12-19 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried.

[He continues to look worried.]
liarliarliar: (You're my wonderwall~~~.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still helpful~