Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2021-12-19 11:31 am

ALCHEME

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
Icepicks
These 5 Bone Saws
A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]
liarliarliar: (Smol.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[when youre deaf you cant hear birds scream unfortunately

CONTINUES DRIVING]
doublefried: (184)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] doublefried 2021-12-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he didn't scream anyway he's okay. he's fine. it's cool ]
liarliarliar: (Get a load of this asshole.)

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2021-12-19 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[EVERYTHING IS FINE SURELY SOMEONE BESIDES B IN THIS CAR CAN FIX WOUNDS]