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[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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[shivering hard right now up in the drivers seat fuck it cold]

[ CLIMBING INTO THE FRONT SEAT FOR CUDDLES ]

W??? Its warmer back there you should...

[ DRAPES HIS GOOD WING OVER B and leans against. snugl. ]

Oh...

[leaning into]

Warm....

[ puffs up for More Warmth ]

That's better.

M'sorry I can't find the warm route....

There isn't one.

[ headpat headpat ]

Thank you for warmth and pats ah what are we suppose to do put hands in our armpits uhm....

Just keep driving, the only way out is through.

[cant hear that so is just grabbing w's hand to stick in an armpit

at least it warm]

[ at least it warm. ]

...at least I won't be able to hear debra when we get out.

The one plus.

HA HA I STILL WIN

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