ALCHEME
[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!
The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!
The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

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S'long as all "okay" enough to be pissed about it - that's the most important thing, for me.
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[ the bridge groans and shudders ]
You need to go.
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[ S... STRAINING ]
I can hold out a little longer though.
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But if you fall, too, I'm going to lovingly kick your arse. Just so's you know.
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I said all that, but... I can't pull you up. Sorry.
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[ a breathy sound that falls short of a laugh ]
Get going.
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[ it's cold and he is losing a lottttt of blood so. eventually losing his grip whether he wants to or not 8( ]
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[ lets go ]
[ and ]
[ FALLS ]
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