idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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The Ice Cream Machine is broken. It's a shame, as the FIRST GODDESS is known to be a lover of ice cream. Faint screams from inside the machine indicate she may like ice cream a little too much.

Oh well!

[ She almost hopes this will be useless, but... knocking on the ice cream machine with the hilt of her sword. And definitely feeling as ridiculous as she looks. ]

The machine is immune to all forms of physical attack. Please direct all repair requests to WcDonald's Maintanence at (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Thank you!

[ Damn and she so wanted to beat something up. ]

[ To the deep fryer then she guesses, gross. ]

The WcDonald's Rotational Deep Fryer is warm!

It is also WcDonald's claim to fame. The Donald that makes its FRENCH FRIED and CHICKEN NUGGER so WC. There is nothing better than frying food than this magical device. And recently, this unit has gotten some upgrades! Look inside and you'll find that it is powered by one rapidly spinning idol, with enough spiritual power to scramble 10,000 eggs in one second.

That the hell?

[ Seems like it would be dangerous to reach in there so she's going to look around for an off switch. ]

You turn the deep fryer off.

The idol stops spinning.

[ Going to look around for some tongs or something to fish the poor thing out what the fuck. ]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

WcTongs

Special WcDonald branded tongs, covered in clown faces! You can feel the joviality radiating off of them. They don't really seem to do anything special, though...

[ ALL SHE NEEDS THEM TO DO IS BE TONGS and also possibly get an idol out of a deep fryer? ]

You retrieve Megurine Luka!

Wait, nevermind. Megurine is dead, because you (general you) monsters (general monsters) KILLED HER (vague knowledge obtained but not the actual memory received). This is the Meringue Luka, an idol-shaped device crafted from the stripped down essence of the poor innocent idol you murdered in cold blood. She has been relegated to mixing strange pink goop and WcFlurries for the rest of eternity with her unique talents. She slices! She dices! And the citizens of Tokyo-F have consigned her to forevermore julienne fries!

Unless…?

[ Sighs and takes the device along with she guesses, this is too gross for words when does she get to cut something in half ]

[ Can the idol be applied to the McFlurry machine? She really hopes not. ]

The Megurine Luka activates, flying into the air like a skydancer while spinning rapidly!

The radius of 85cm is now the length these hands can reach. Meringue Luka has returned to your inventory.

The Ice Cream Machine is repaired! A WcFlurry is swiftly mixed, except instead of ice cream in the provided cup there is an idol.

[ Wow you're welcome customers. ]

[ Going to discuss with Kino and decide what the hell to make of this ]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Nozomi Tojo

The student council vice president and heart of the Three Goddesses is here! As center-back, her image is larger than life, and with her at your side nothing can go wrong. However, without her precious companions, her full power cannot be truly unlocked...

Without a sound, nor a sign, your fate changes silently. At the thought of the coming future, your heartbeat quickens!

I got the third goddess.

[Which also seems to be an idol?]

Huh. What do you think we do with them?

We need one more, right? So I guess for now we should keep looking around WcDonald's.

Was there anything else on the board that seemed important...? Oh, but you mentioned a phone number here we might be able to use, didn't you?

Well, I got this idol out of the ice cream machine. That's where the phone number is, too. Any ideas?

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Let's try calling the number and see if something happens.

Right behind you.

[Going to go to the phone and attempt to call the maintenance number from the Wcflurry machine.]

" "

Beep.

[...Huh.]

Well... it's a nice song?

The song mentions the name of this idol device I found... [ she pulls out Meringue Luka ]

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