idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Uh no-- buuuut...! There's a slot machine! And we need money.

Think we could break it open with the use of achilles radar?

[She does not like the look of the meat hooks or goop... but she'll look around.]

There isn't anything that looks familiar to me. Should we open the gift boxes?

Yeah, why not? It ain't like anyone's gonna walk up and hand it to us, right? We can try the gift boxes too.

Aright! Leave it to me~

[Time to get destructive in the name of cookies~!]

[While they get destructive, Ren is going to start opening the presents!]

Just be careful, okay?

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

GIFT BOX (Wrapped)

It is a gift box.

Roll 1d10.

Edited 2022-02-04 02:50 (UTC)

[7!]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Gift Box (Unwrapped)

Wow! An open box!

drugs...

Some sort of injectable liquid, complete with a complementary syringe! Who knows what it'll do to you. Dare you even make the attempt?

MiniMASAMUNE

A replica of a replica of a replica. Fits in the palm of one's hand.

[Hm... going to pocket both for now. Time to open more presents!]

[Another 7!]

[Again????]

[MORE PRESENT rolled a 9 this time!]

[Rolled an 8]

[Sure why not more drugs]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

idolpro - 2022-02-04 03:22 (UTC) - Expand

You can break the SLOT MACHINE, but doing so will result in displeasing the Damned Queen, with serious consequences. Also, you will not be able to receive as many PRIZES from the SLOT MACHINE.

Edited 2022-02-04 02:49 (UTC)

[......................................................okay.

Well. We weren't really hoping to please her so--

We're breaking this thing.]

Hey, wait, can we use it first?

No harm in trying I guess. But it probably requires chips or something-- right?

Either way, I'll let you play with it first then if you want. Then if that doesn't work I'll take care of it.

You think you should come back when you're a little…mmmmm…richer.

... fuck it, let's break it.

You got it~

[SHE'S ON IT]

[Meanwhile, K is absolutely going to go and investigate the barrels of MYSTERY GOOP. This is an excellent idea that clearly will have no lasting repercussions.]

Smells like cookies and oil.

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You have destroyed the Damned Queen's SLOT MACHINE! An idol is flung out of the wreckage.

The Damned Queen has been displeased.

All idols in the Damned Queen's Cookies are afflicted by two of the following status effects:

- Blood from mouth
- Minor frostburn
- Frozen hand
- Frozen leg
- Frozen arm

Edited 2022-02-04 03:05 (UTC)

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Umi Sonoda

The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.

Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!

[....cute. She'll take that. There was suffering involved to get it so she's taking good care of Umi.]