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YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]
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[Drugs... it is]
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You feel the spirit of FESTIVITY. You hear her voice. She does not stop. She tells you of the snow, and of the pizza.
You want the pizza.
You must have the pizza.
The spirit of FESTIVITY cures one status effect.
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I wonder if there are more. The others might be able to use them too.
[She's gonna open a gift box!]
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Gift Box (Unwrapped)
Wow! An open box!
drugs...
Some sort of injectable liquid, complete with a complementary syringe! Who knows what it'll do to you. Dare you even make the attempt?
MiniMASAMUNE
A replica of a replica of a replica. Fits in the palm of one's hand.
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[It's fine her girlfriend is just taking drugs.]
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Reaching to gently rest a hand on Serenity's cheek.]
Good. I suppose pizza isn't the worst thing to want to eat. We just need to be careful if we choose to eat something. We don't know what will happen.
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[Assuming nothing happens to her.]
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Well. Only one way to find out.
Can she in fact unwrite the cursed nature of Hatsune Macaroni with her powers???]
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Now freed from the corrupting Yuletide influence, the idol can be picked up and carried. Malignant festive energies no longer permeate the room, and a door can be heard unlocking somewhere else.
As thanks, you are cured of one status effect.
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Hey! I think I heard a door somewhere opening...
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Let's go look!
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Hatsune Macaroni
Hello everyone, I'm Hatsune Macaroni, president of Dameno's Pizza! Have you heard of Christmas?
Freed from the corruption of the Damned Queen, it seems her experiences here have still left a mark on her soul. But she's ready to receive your prayers, even still!
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[Also passing him a syringe. She has 2 left.]