YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[romanticlove]

Please don't say it like that. I wouldn't let you die, but... I still worry.

[It's fine her girlfriend is just taking drugs.]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

I'm suddenly really hungry for pizza-- but I feel better!

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[romanticlove]

[She uses a syringe and suddenly feels better now that she no longer tastes blood in her mouth.

Reaching to gently rest a hand on Serenity's cheek.]

Good. I suppose pizza isn't the worst thing to want to eat. We just need to be careful if we choose to eat something. We don't know what will happen.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

Right... careful. I will be. Promise. I'd rather get through this safely. Unfortunately I think that means keeping this cursed thing with me sooo...!

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[romanticlove]

Then we'll keep it with us. If something happens to you I'll revive you.

[Assuming nothing happens to her.]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

Okay-- and... thank you.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

[That said... corruption and dissonance aren't that different. Maybe Pseudean Falsification could help.

Well. Only one way to find out.

Can she in fact unwrite the cursed nature of Hatsune Macaroni with her powers???]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[idolpro]

The corrupted Yuletide idol is healed by the power of Pseudean Falsification. The President of Domeno's Pizza will rise again.

Now freed from the corrupting Yuletide influence, the idol can be picked up and carried. Malignant festive energies no longer permeate the room, and a door can be heard unlocking somewhere else.

As thanks, you are cured of one status effect.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

[!!!]

Hey! I think I heard a door somewhere opening...

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[romanticlove]

[!!!]

Let's go look!

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[idolpro]

It looks like it's past the Santae, and also K with Venti's dead body.

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Hatsune Macaroni
Hello everyone, I'm Hatsune Macaroni, president of Dameno's Pizza! Have you heard of Christmas?

Freed from the corruption of the Damned Queen, it seems her experiences here have still left a mark on her soul. But she's ready to receive your prayers, even still!

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[overworker]

[........................is this why she was craving pizza earlier?]

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[irregular]

Kinda fucked that one up, didn't I?

Re: Damned Queen's Cookies - Freezer

[romanticlove]

Don't worry about it. It could have happened to any of us.

[Also passing him a syringe. She has 2 left.]